Gidget: How can you win? You thump your way up to the top of the biggest mountain and ipso cripso, there's a bigger one laughing in your face. But still, I think I agree with Plato. Life is a gas.
Gidget: Holy minestrone!
John: Just answer yes or no. Does it ever happen that your mouth goes suddenly very dry, then just as suddenly very moist and then dry again?
John: On what occasions?
Gidget: That's two questions.
John: Please! I must have an answer. When does this happen?
Gidget: Whenever I have graham crackers and a glass of milk.
Gidget: Hi, John. What's new in Kooksburg?
(after Kahuna kissed Gidget)
Gidget (narrating): And suddenly I knew how fabulous the world looks when you're floating in outer space.
(talking about Kahuna after Gidget gave him Larue's drink)
Larue: That was a dinghy move.
Gidget: He remembered my name!
Larue: What'd he say?
Gidget: He said, "Thanks, Gidget."
Larue: It doesn't rock me. But it's polite.
Gidget: Oh, very. And he wants to see me again in ten minutes.
Larue: Ten minutes! Now that's something else. What do you suppose for?
Gidget: To pick up the empty bottle.
Martin Milner is better known for his roles on Route 66 and Adam-12.