Gilligan's Island

Thurston: I wonder is this anything like making mud pies? Skipper: You never made mud pies when you were a kid? Thurston: No. Mother had the butler do it for me. Skipper: Gosh you sure missed a lot when you were young. Thurston: It had its advantages. He took my spankings too.

Professor: I just finished cooking up an anesthetic for you. Anesthetic. To put you asleep during the operation. Gilligan: If I go to sleep, I'll mis everything. Professor: Would you rather stay up? Gilligan: Keep cooking.

Gilligan: If I thought a nose like this would make girls throw themselves at my feet I would've busted it years ago.

Lovey: After all a nose isn't everything. Thurston: It is if you're an anteater.

Professor: Now, Ginger, suppose a man is lying unconscious. He's just suffered a severe concussion. What would you do? Ginger: I'd give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Professor: That wouldn't help. Ginger: Wouldn't hurt. Professor: You're supposed to cover him with a blanket to make sure he doesn't suffer from shock. Ginger: And then I give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Gilligan: I could just rest all day and take it easy if my name wasn't Gilligan.