Lovey: Oh Thurston, isn't this exciting?
Thurston: Yes, it is. However, I doubt that sniffing the captain will ever replace polo as the national pastime.
Ginger: Can you imagine someone testing me to see if I could be mistaken for a boy?
Mary Ann: You better take off those earrings. Gilligan seldom wears bells that tinkle. Gilligan, don't look so downcast. The world isn't coming to an end.
Gilligan: It might as well be. My best friend can't stand me. I don't know whether it's accidental or on purpose.