Professor: Hello, Gilligan. Are we all ready for our vaccine?
Gilligan: You're not gonna stab me with that thing?
Skipper: Oh come on, Gilligan, that needle just looks big.
Gilligan: That's because it is big. That's not a needle, it's a harpoon.
Thurston: Come now, Gilligan. What are you, a man or a mouse?
Gilligan: Squeak, squeak, squeak.