Gilligan's Island

Gilligan: Gee Professor, you're doing a real neat job. Professor: Thanks, Gilligan. These jungle berries mixed with water make excellent paint. Gilligan: In case the play's a flop, we always can eat the scenery.

Gilligan: Mr. Howell, maybe you could back this play. Thurston: Me? Gilligan: Sure Mr. Howell. We can try it out here and if it's good we can take it to Broadway. Thurston: Well I don't know. Skipper: Why don't you do it Mr. Howell? It'll be a lot of prestige. Thurston: I've got prestige. Gilligan: If it's a hit, you can make a million dollars. Thurston: I've got a million dollars. Gilligan: If it's a flop, you can deduct it from your income tax. Thurston: Now you're talking!

Thurston: (about show business) It's the only business where you can be a devil when you're an angel.

Thurston: There's one thing I can't stand, is a mutiny before lunch.