Gilligan's Island Season 2 Episode 12

Ginger: The pants look great, Gilligan. How do they feel?
Gilligan: Like alligator skin on an alligator.
Ginger: Well they have to be tight. All the musicians wear them like that. So they can do the watusi while they're playing.
Gilligan: The watusi? I can hardly walk around in them.

Professor: I must admit that I underestimated the reaction that would set in.
Skipper: Professor, we should have kept an eye on [The Mosquitoes].
Gilligan: You just don't understand them, Skipper. They're a high-strung nervous type. They being sensitive musicians-
Skipper: Never mind that, Gilligan.

Gilligan: Skipper, are you sleeping?
Skipper: I didn't even doze, Gilligan. I'm still listening to the music.
Gilligan: Yeah, so am I. Isn't it wild?
Skipper: Wild?
Gilligan: I think it's really great that they're gonna be here a whole month. Do you realize how much it would cost to see them that often?
Skipper: Gilligan, I hope I never get that rich.

Gilligan: Skipper, have I got some good news for you.
Skipper: It's certainly a good day for it, Gilligan.
Gilligan: The Mosquitoes'll give us what we've been waiting for.
Skipper: You bet, a nice trip home.
Gilligan: No, guess again.
Skipper: Guess again?
Gilligan: They're gonna give us a concert.
Skipper: A concert? But who wants a concert now? We wanna go home.
Gilligan: Shall I go tell them?
Skipper: No, wait a minute, Gilligan. Maybe you better not tell them. We don't want to get them upset. We'll listen to their concert and then we'll go home.
Gilligan: Gilligan:I bet we're the luckiest people alive.
Skipper: We certainly are. We're finally being rescued.
Gilligan: No, I mean about the Mosquitoes giving us a concert.

Bingo: I'll tell you what we'll do, Commodore. If your group will cooperate with the Mosquitoes we'll get you off the island.
Thurston: Good heavens, is we had to be rescued by musicians why couldn't it have been the New York Philharmonic?

Bingo: Don't look now, but I think we're surrounded by savages.
Bango: Savages? Man, the Savages record for Safari Records.

Lovey: Thurston, do you think we're having a nightmare?
Thurston: Together, with our eyes open? Even Sigmund Freud never dreamt of rock-'n'-roll.
Lovey: I wonder what it could be.
Thurston: Some damn fool playing the radio loud at 8:00 in the morning.

Professor: You can start to unpack. The Mosquitoes have left us a note.
Mr. Howell: They can write?
Professor: Apparently. (Professor reads note) Me and the boys? Me and the boys.