Gilligan: I just saw a ghost out there.
Skipper: Oh for goodness' sake, Gilligan, you didn't wake me up out of a sound sleep to tell me about your nightmare?
Gilligan: No, no, no. I saw a real live ghost out there.
Skipper: Gilligan, people are alive, ghosts are dead.
Gilligan: Then I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran that way.
Skipper: If he was dead, how come he was running that way?