Gilligan is hiding in a closet.
Skipper: Come on, Gilligan. We both have things to do.
Gilligan: Please Skipper, don't make me come out.
Skipper: Gilligan, I've told you. There are no ghosts. Now come on outside. We've both got important things to do.
Gilligan: Skipper, can't we both do them without me?
Skipper: No, Gilligan. Just come outside and I'll prove that there was no ghost.
Gilligan: well I'll prove there was.
Skipper: Would you mind telling me what you're doing?
Gilligan: Looking for the ghost's footprints.
Skipper: Oh, Gilligan. I just got through telling you there's no such thing as ghosts.
Gilligan: But, Skipper.
Skipper: There never has been, there never will be. And another thing, they don't leave footprints.
Gilligan: Oh maybe he left some fingerprints.
Skipper: Will you stop that? For goodness' sake, you're gonna have everybody around here scared to death.
Gilligan: Skipper, what I saw last night was a ghost.
Skipper: How can you be so sure?
Gilligan: I've seen a lot of ghost movies. I never forget a face.
Skipper: Look Gilligan, I'm gonna get some fresh water for the hut. Why don't you go out and get some firewood?
Gilligan: What if I meet the ghost?
Skipper: Well then he can help you carry the wood.