Skipper: What time did you say this was, Professor?
Professor: Shortly after 11:00.
Skipper: Well then it couldn't have been Gilligan or me, 'cause we were both sounds asleep.
Professor: Both of you?
Skipper: Well yes.
Professor: Well then Skipper, if you were asleep, how could you know that Gilligan was?
Skipper: Because he told me when he woke up.
Professor: Well if Gilligan was asleep, how could he know that you were?
Skipper: Because I….Yes. Something I can't stand is logic.