Skipper: What's taking everybody so long?
Gilligan: Maybe nobody wants to leave.
Skipper: Well of course, everybody's anxious to leave, Gilligan.
Gilligan: I'm not.
Skipper: Well certainly, everybody wants to get back to civilization.
Gilligan: I had fun here.
Skipper: But Gilligan, there'll be people on the streets.
Gilligan: Pushing and shoving.
Skipper: And restaurants.
Gilligan: Waiting for a table.
Skipper: Who cares about money?
Thurston: Wait a minute. Who said a dirty word? "Who cares about money?"