Skipper: Pardon my saying so Gilligan, but isn't this a little big for a bathtub?
Gilligan: Not for me. I like a lot of boats in my tub.
Gilligan: Yeah, you see, I play war games with the boats. I put the red navy on this side and the yellow navy on that side then I send out a destroyer, and then I send out a battleship-
Skipper: No, wait a minute, Gilligan. Never, never send out an aircraft carrier, then you get all….How do I get myself caught up in these things?
Gilligan: I never play with a submarine in the bathtub. You gotta watch out where you sit.