Skipper: Look, Mr Howell, let's concentrate on the radio.
Thurston: Gilligan broke it. Let him fix it.
Professor: Gilligan is hardly an electronic wizard.
Thurston: Well is that so? Can you turn yourself into a radio?
Professor: Gilligan had nothing to do with it. It's just that two of his teeth jammed against each other. It's as simple as that.
Skipper: And all because I accidently belted him one.
Professor: That's right. And when he hit the table, it jammed it back into its normal position.
Thurston: Well if we his him again, do you think he would turn into a radio?
Skipper: Mr. Howell!
Thurston: Now, wait a minute! It's only a soft rock.
Skipper: You drop that rock.
Thurston: A little mayhem may save us all.
Skipper: Mr. Howell, you can't expect a man to stand still while you belt him with a rock.
Thurston: Well I don't expect him to stand. Certainly not!
Skipper: Well that's better.
Thurston: Of course, what you do it you sneak up on him, then you hit him!