Gilligan's Island

Skipper: It just so happens I'm an experienced sailor! Thurston: If you were an experienced sailor, we wouldn't be shipwrecked on this dreary island!

Skipper: I really don't know what you ladies can do. Mary Ann: Anything. I used to be Girl Scout and they teach you a lot. Ginger: I used to go with a Boy Scout and they teach you a lot, too.

Skipper: Now I've drawn up a little plan of an idea that I have that I think will be exactly what we need. Lovey: Well I think it's very nice, Captain but I'd like to see some other models before we decide. Thurston: Yes, I like this one here. (points to paper) It seems to have a functional floor plan and green is my favorite color. Skipper: Mr. Howell, that is a map of Australia. Thurston: Do you happen to know how much they're asking for it?

Lovey: What's on the menu for breakfast this morning? Skipper: Fruit and powdered eggs. Thurston: Wonderful! We'll have powdered eggs Benedict.

Gilligan: Can I help, sir? Skipper: Sure you can. Gilligan: What do you want me to do? I know. Sit down and shut up.

Skipper: Now I won't have to remind you about lending out our tools again will I? Gilligan: NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Mr. Howell: Lovey, if anything happens. I want to thank you for 15 of the happiest years a man ever had. Mrs. Howell: Thurston, we've been married 20. Mr. Howell: Yes, I know, but the last 5 years have been a little shaky!

Ginger: These walls should of blown away hours ago! Skipper: Why do you say that Ginger? Ginger: Because I helped put them up!

Skipper: Anyone who comes up to you and asks for something the answer is NO NO NO! You got that?!. Gilligan: NO...I mean yes.

Gilligan: You sure? I'd hate to kick you out of your own bed. Skipper: Well sorry Gilligan, there's just not enough room for both of us in the lower sack!

Gilligan: I think it's starting to rain. Yeah I just felt a rain drop on my nose, I'm all wet. Mr. Howell: That just means your happy! Mrs. Howell: Oh no, Thirston, that only apply's to dogs!