Gilligan's Island

Thurston: The name Howell has always stood for elan, stood for style, noblesse oblige. Gilligan: Don't forget money. Thurston: Money means power and with power comes responsibility in your behavior toward others.

Professor: When it comes to being tricky, ask a woman.

Gilligan: It's the way everybody's treating me. Much too fancy, like I was made of glass or something. Thurston: Not glass, my boy. Gold! You're made of solid gold. From your toes to your head, solid gold.

Ginger: Did you hear the one about the movie star who was divorced so many times she got custody of the judge?

Thurston: We're giving you a big coming out party. Gilligan: Coming out of what? Thurston: You're coming out of the murky, dreary jungle of untutored mediocrity. Gilligan: I better go take a shower.

Ginger: My, don't you look handsome today. Gilligan: I'm all covered with tar. Ginger: Some men wear tar better than others.

Thurston: What is money? Gilligan: I don't know, Mr. Howell. It's all so difficult. It's so hard to remember money is something you never spend. That's it. Money's something you never spend. Thurston: That's right. You just make more of it.