Gilligan's Island

Thurston: Gilligan, my boy, I've prepared a dish to titillate even your unsophisticated palate. Behold, the specialty de la masion. Gilligan: What is it? It smells like fish stew. Thurston: Fish stew? It's a world famous French recipe: bouillabaisse. Gilligan: What does bouillabaisse mean in English? Thurston: Fish stew.

Skipper: Must you feed [Gilligan] in front of me? Ginger: No, Skipper. We can go someplace else. Skipper: No, that's all right. At least I can smell the food. I mean, even though my stomach is unhappy, my nose is happy.

Mary: Why don't we both feed [Gilligan]? Ginger: Okay. Good idea. We'll turn the little string bean into a jolly green giant.

Lovey: (to Gilligan) If you work, you're liable to perspire. If you perspire, you're liable to lose weight. Isn't that true, Thurston? Thurston: I don't know. I've never perspired.

Skipper and Ginger are exercising. Lovey: Oh isn't that lovely? You know they say if you watch the movements, you can tell a whole story. Thurston: I don't get what he's saying, but with her, I do get the message.

Skipper gets one leaf of lettuce for dinner. Skipper: Gilligan, this isn't enough food for a grown man. Gilligan: It's enough food for an overgrown man.

Skipper: Do you think that [scale] will hold me, Gilligan? Gilligan: Come on, Skipper, we've weighed bigger fish than you. Skipper: What do it say? Gilligan: Well Skipper, you're right between a large mouth bass and a hammer head shark.

Gilligan: If you go in the Navy, I'll go in the Navy. Skipper: Why Gilligan, I had no idea that you felt that way. Gilligan: Skipper, you're my buddy, and my pal, and shipmate. Skipper: You mean you'd stick with me? Gilligan: Sure. It's better than starving to death.