Gilligan's Island

Season 2 Episode 23

Ship Ahoax

Aired Saturday 8:30 PM Feb 24, 1966 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Skipper: From now on, all the junk that everybody asks you to stare for them stays on your side of the hut.
      Gilligan: What a, I gonna do with it?
      Skipper: That's your problem because it's on your side. I'll stay on mine, you stay on yours.
      Gilligan: Well how do I get to my side without going through your side?
      Skipper: You get to your side from the outside. On the inside, you stay off my side. Now, did you figure that out?
      Gilligan: No, but how come you got that side?
      Skipper: Because, I'm the captain.
      Gilligan: Skipper, we're on land now. When we're on land, we both have equal rights.
      Skipper: What was that?!
      Gilligan: I said I got rights, too.
      Skipper: Gilligan, you've got what I decide you've got, and that's all.