Gilligan's Island Season 2 Episode 4

Professor: But we need something to put this lens together that won't interfere with the TV picture, some sort of glue.
Thurston: We'll start drilling for some immediately.
Skipper: Mr. Howell, you don't drill for glue!
Thurston:Oh, no? You should see some of the oil wells that I got stuck with.

Mary Ann: Ginger, I'm exhausted. We've been looking for this thing for over an hour.
Ginger: I must be losing my touch. If there's a camera lens around, I usually find it.

Thurston: One thing I can't stand, that's a messy jungle.

Skipper: You don't know anything at all about space.
Gilligan: I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do.
Skipper: Very funny. Gilligan, there are three types of space. There's the space up there, the space down there, and the space between your ears!

Gilligan: You're a very thoughtful husband Mr. Howell, going to all this trouble to make a pillow for your wife.
Thurston: Of course, I want her to have the comforts of home. You see she's been a true friend and devoted companion. She has that one quality that every man wants in a woman.
Gilligan: She's loyal?
Thurston: No. She's an heiress. She's loaded.