Gilligan's Island

Gilligan: You know, without the women, washing clothes is kind of fun. Skipper: That's right, Gilligan. Gilligan: Cleaning up the hut's kinda enjoyable. Skipper: Right again, little buddy. Gilligan: Preparing meals, that's kind of pleasant. Skipper: Exactly. Gilligan: That was a fun game. What do we play next? Skipper: The game called "Back to Scrubbing the Clothes."

Lovey: Haven't you ever heard of Lysistrata? Gilligan: Yeah, isn't that a mouthwash?

Lovey: Oh dear, isn't there anything left? Skipper: I'm sorry, Mrs. Howell, but Mary Ann and Ginger are on strike. Thurston: On strike? You get two workers together they'll organize every time.

Thurston: I'm sorry, we're late for breakfast. Lovey: Yes, you see, we're used to having breakfast in bed, served by our butler. Thurston: That's after his butler serves him breakfast in bed.

Ginger: I've already broken eleven nails. Mary Anne: Eleven? Ginger: I broke one twice.