Gilligan: Mr. Howell, how do we know it's gold? Don't you have to make a test to be sure?
Thurston: I already have, Gilligan. It's the best test in the whole world.
Gilligan: You're shaking like a leaf.
Thurston: My doctors call it my "gold syndrome."
Thurston: Yes, it's an allergy.
Thurston: Yes, allergy. You see any time I get near anything over 24 karats I can't breathe.