Gilligan's Island

Ginger: (as evil spy in Gilligan's dream) The steak is full of arsenic and the Sauternes is full of strychnine. Mr. Howell: Oh, ghastly, no, no, no! Ginger: Well, what's wrong? Do you object to poisoning him? Mr. Howell: No, I object to white wine served with meat.

Gilligan: (In dream) You are talking to the greatest secret agent since Beethoven. Professor: I didn't know Beethoven was a secret agent. Gilligan: You see how great he was?

Skipper: Gilligan, now you've done it. When those spies come back here to find this briefcase, they're going to find you handcuffed to it and they're going to kill you for knowing too much! Professor: He's right. Gilligan: They're going to kill me for knowing too much? That's the first time I've been accused of that.

Mr. Howell: Do you think I became the head of a dozen international corporations by stooping to thievery? Professor: Well, of course not. Mr. Howell: Shows how naive you are. How else do you get to the top of the financial jungle?