Gilligan's Island

Skipper: Please, you can't shoot Gilligan. We were all part of the scheme. Thurston: I demand a trial by jury. I'll get the most expensive legal talent. I may even handle the case myself. Pancho: Perhaps Mr. Secretary Treasurer you like to go up there yourself. Thurston: I refuse to answer that on ground that it might tend to incriminate me. Lovey: Señor Presidente, he's so young. He's just a boy. Gilligan: A growing boy. I wanna keep growing. Ginger: I can't watch! Gilligan: Don't I get a last meal or something? Pancho: All right. What would you like? Gilligan: Well, let's see. Pancho: Never mind. Never mind. It's time to teach you all a lesson. Professor: But you can't shoot him in cold blood. Pancho: I have very warm blood. Ask the lady. Mary Ann: If you ask me, you're a coward like all the dictators. Pancho: I don't ask you.

Professor: Gentlemen, are we going to submit or subvert? Thurston: I vote for subversion. May the Harvard Club have mercy on my soul.

Pancho: What is the name of this place? Thurston: We haven't had an official ceremony. Howell Hills has been suggested. Pancho: Who call it that? Thurston: Me. Pancho: I have another suggestion. I suggest we call it Equarico West. Skipper: Equarico West? Pancho: Sí. I have always had a dream to be the father of a country. My father was the father of a country. My brothers were the father of their country. Even my mother was the father of a country. Professor: He thinks he's conquered us.

Gilligan: I suppose now you want me to take you to my leader, right? Pancho: Wrong. In my country there's a saying: "He who has gun is the leader."