Gilligan's Island

Gilligan: Mr. Howell, how do you get a newspaper out here on the island? Thurston: My newsboy has a strong right arm.

Gilligan: I sure am glad you got shipwrecked on the island with us. Professor: I'm not sure I agree, but I know you meant that as a compliment. Gilligan: Oh I do, I do. You're a very smart men and you know lots of things. Professor: Such as? Gilligan: Such as, what our turtle would like to eat since we don't have anymore carrots? Professor: I'm afraid I'm not an authority on that subject. You see I'm not a herpetologist. Gilligan: That's okay because he isn't a herp, he's a turtle.

Thurston: I'll pay [Gilligan] the same wages as you do. Skipper: No, you won't, Howell. Nobody's gonna underpay my little buddy except me. Gilligan: You're all heart, Skipper.