Gilligan's Island

Gilligan: The Skipper sure is depressed. Professor: Yeah, I wish we could find a way to cheer him up. Gilligan: I know. Let's give him a surprise birthday party. Professor: Hey, that's a great idea. When's his birthday? Gilligan: Last month. Professor: Last month? Gilligan: Yeah, it'll be a big surprise.

Skipper: Did you bury him in the right place? Gilligan: Kind of. Skipper: What do you mean, kind of? Gilligan: It's close enough. Skipper: Next to the pit? Gilligan: Well it's sort of kind of next to the pit. Skipper: Gilligan, did you bury Kona, or did you not? Gilligan: He's better than buried. He's lost.

Professor: Skipper, little earthquakes are not uncommon on these volcanic islands. The underground gases exert pressure on the substrata formations causing shifts in the geological striations. Gilligan: Skipper, I agree. Skipper: Gilligan, how could you agree? Did you understand what he said? Gilligan: No, but it's the way he says it.

Skipper: Whoever disturbs [Kona's] rest is cursed forever. Gilligan: Thanks for taking over the digging, Skipper.