Gilligan's Island

Skipper: Now, aren't you all ashamed of yourselves? Thurston: I'm ashamed we got caught.

Professor: I saw some shale rock formations where we could dig a well if we all pitch in and help. : Count me out. When I sink a well, I usually strike oil. Lovey: Yes, some people have a green thumb. Thurston has an oily one.

Ginger: My goodness. This isn't water. It's my perfume, Mad Desire mixed with Flaming Passion. Mary Ann: Great. I wonder what the men will do when they drink that. Ginger: I don't know, but I'm dying to find out.

Skipper thinks Ginger is in the shower Skipper: Here's for one of the loveliest persons on the island. Gilligan: Thanks, Skipper. My first corsage. Does that mean we're engaged?

Ginger: Would you be a doll and get me that towel over there on the bush? Gilligan: You mean this little towel? Ginger: Yeah, come on, bring it over. I won't bite you. Gilligan: You promise you won't bite me? Ginger: I promise I won't bite you. Gilligan: Ow! You bit me! Ginger: Yeah. Aren't I a tease?