The first time I saw this episode, I didn't really like it - but after a second viewing, I changed my mind.
8.4
"Great"
Cute Dean:I figured I'd just stay out of everyone's way. That that would be easiest. But now, I'm lookin' atchoo and I'm thinkin', 'I'm gonna run from him? The Glad Man?
Sigh...this was the episode in which Cute Dean had the most lines he's ever had. As I think about this, on the one hand I am happy that Cute Dean had so many lines, on the other hand I'm mortified that the lines written for him were so bad.
Then again, what more could I expect from an episode with not one but four Thanksgiving dinners and not a whole else going on, not even eating. Sure there were highlights and there were setups for what I'm guessing will be conflict in future episodes, but overall not as satisfying as one would expect from four turkey dinners...only the intense drowsiness that occurs after the consumption of large amounts of turkey.
This week on the Gilmore Girls: Lorelai and Rory accept invitations to four separate dinners, MamaLane's, Luke's, Sookie's and Emily & Richard's. Before attending the dinners they stop to buy flowers and chocolate for each of their hosts. Rory asks to get the flowers so that she won't have to go into the grocery store to get the chocolate and more importantly run into Cute Dean. I, on the other hand, would love to run into Cute Dean...but I digress.
Lorelai goes to the supermarket and runs into Cute Dean. Cute Dean is nervous but Lorelai assures him that just because he and Rory are broke up does not mean that he and Lorelai have to break up. Cute Dean seems relieved to hear this and Lorelai gives him a big smile.
The Gilmores head to MamaLane's house where "Tofurkey" is being served and Dave Rygalski is playing guitar. As the Gilmores marvel at this development Lane quickly explains how she fabricated an advertisement and posted in the church, then pretended to find it and showed it to her mother. MamaLane agreed to hire the "pious" Dave to play guitar during the meal. Lane is happy that Dave is there but also frightened that her mother will scare off Dave. She hopes that her mother will like Dave and then when Lane starts dating him, her mother won't be as opposed. Sounds pretty good in theory. Rory and Lorelai help themselves to some tofurkey and lots of napkins. Sampling of the tofurkey is not shown but Lorelai confirms that MamaLane watched her like a hawk until every bit of tofurkey was ingested.
The next dinner takes place at Luke's diner. The girls sit at a table with Luke and Jess. Rory and Jess have an awkward kiss. Some eating occurs, Lorelai has some yams and then Lorelai asks for more marshmallows. Luke and Jess then leave the table to get coffee and marshmellows. Lorelai comments on the lame kiss and Rory says that she doesn't know how this "second boyfriend thing" is supposed to work. Lorelai counsels her on the situation and tells her not to worry because she will have hundreds of boyfriends. Rory says she feels like everyone is watching her, Lorelai assures her they are not and then Sally Struthers shatters Rory's brief sense of security by telling her that the kiss was lame.
On to the next dinner, Sookie's place where Jackson has decided to deep-fry the turkey. Sookie is pretty upset and Lorelai and Rory suggest she drink more beer to help ease the pain of the frying fiasco. Rory and Lorelai don't seem to eat anything, but perhaps this happens offscreen during the commercial. If not then the girls are cheating with that whole "we had to eat four thanksgiving dinners" thing...cause I'm only counting two out of three.
Finally, the greatest indigestion for Lorelai is saved for last - dinner at Mama and Papa Gilmores...as I type this I cannot ever imagine anyone calling Emily or Richard, "Mama" and "Papa", but anyway. The Gilmores have other guests, it is a pretty formal affair and you know that Lorelai is going to have an outburst sooner or later. She counts down the minutes as they sit down to eat. There is some small talk and unfunny jokes and finally the catalyst for the outburst. Someone asks Rory if she's applied to any other colleges as back-ups. Rory says that she has, this is news to Lorelai and even bigger news when Rory admits that she has also applied to Yale. Signal outburst. Lorelai is hysterical and runs out of the dining room, her mother follows to try and calm her down. Outside, Lorelai complains about the controlling ways of her parents while her mother laments the hatred Lorelai seems to hold for her parents. At this point, it seems that earlier there may have been some consumption of lettuce at the dining table.
With the dinners over, the girls are on their way home. There is some talking about the whole Yale thing, but not much. The girls drop in at Luke's for something to eat, Luke marvels at how it is possible that the girls can still eat after four turkey dinners. The girls brag about their bottomless pit stomachs, I tally total consumption: one chunk of tofurkey, a few bites of yam, moderate inhaling of the fumes from the fried turkey and a few pieces of lettuce. I'd be hungry too! The girls grab some rolls. Rory steps outside to surprise Jess, who is taking out the trash, with another awkward kiss. More awkward and emotionless kissing, then finally, thankfully Rory leaves. This is about the time Cute Dean is shown in the background, he has witnessed the whole "kissing" thing and he looks mad. If I were Dean, I wouldn't be mad after witnessing that, I'd be laughing, I'd laugh and then I'd feel good knowing that there is no passion between Rory and Jess.
Instead, Cute Dean marches over to Jess and delivers what could probably rate as the lamest lines in history. "The Glad Man"sigh, need I say more? I wince with pain during the entire delivery, I want to swoop in and rescue Cute Dean from this scene but I can't. The point of the scene Dean is not going to hide from Jess and Rory, the entity.
Okso let's get to some highlights before I fall asleep all over again:
- Lane and David, the winners, hands down, for best scene AND best kiss.
- Paris trying to volunteer at a soup kitchen. Not spectacular, but I really enjoy watching Paris scenes. She's so Paris.
- CatKirk vs. HumanKirk, guess who loses? Sort of funny, sort of mortifying I wondered if I should be calling the SPCA at some points.
Rating: One large helping of tryptophan.
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