Gilmore Girls

Rory: (fighting with her mom about why she got a new number) I lost my phone. Lorelai: Well, if you lose your phone, then you suspend your service until you get a new one. That way, you get to keep the same number. Ever heard of that? You don't get an entirely new number--nobody gets an entirely new number! Rory: Yeah, well, next time I'll suspend my service!

(Reverend Skinner asked about their religious beliefs) Lorelai: Well, um, religion. But, you know, I can't speak for Rory, but I have a strong belief in good. You know, over evil. I mean, if I was asked to choose a side. Rory: I read the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Lorelai: I have a bible. Although I may or may not have accidentally given it to Goodwill, because I'm remodeling. But, Goodwill is a religious organization. I think. But even if it's not, Good. Will. It's in the ballpark. Rory: I buy tons of Girl Scout cookies. Lorelai: I have two 'Mary is my home-girl' t-shirts. Reverend: Well, these are all very positive, if somewhat irrelevant, things. And it seems like your hearts are in the right place.

Reverend Skinner: We are honored with the privilege of being here today to witness and support in faith the baptism of David Edward Melville, Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert Glinda Carson Daisy Danny Melville, and Jackson Matthew Melville. I hereby charge Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, and Bo Melville with the reponsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare of these children and this believer. We will now begin a series of ceremonial questions. Lorelai Gilmore do you renounce Satan and all the spiritual forces that rebel against God? (Lorelai isn't paying attention and doesn't respond) Sookie: Lorelai! Lorelai: What? Sookie: Why aren't you renouncing Satan? Lorelai: Huh? Sookie: He said 'do you renounce Satan' and you paused. That's not something you pause about. Lorelai: Oh. Sorry. Yes I renounce Satan.

(Rory lies in bed staring at the ceiling. The alarm goes off. She turns it off) Logan: Go back to sleep. Rory: I have to go to the Baptism. Logan: Blow it off. Rory: I can't. Logan: You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself. Do we learn nothing from Mad Hot Ballroom? Rory: I have to go to Stars Hollow. I have to see my mom. Logan: One, two, cha, cha, cha. Rory: Okay. Nothing left to do but get up and face the music. (She gets out of bed, opens the closet, and holds up two dresses) Rory: Which goes better with the baby?

Rory: Well, everything seems appealing when you're stumbling out of an Amsterdam Coffee Bar. Finn: Tell me about it. One night, I spent half an hour hitting on a bike

Rory: You look nice today, Kirk. Kirk: Thanks. This is the suit they buried my dad in.

Rory: (to Lorelai) Look, I know this is lame at the point, but you can have my new number if you want it.

Lorelai: You know what, it's all true – I'm a horn dog.

Kirk: Do you know which is the Davey side of the church and which is the Martha? Rory: I don't think they are sides, Kirk. It's not like a wedding. I think we're all on both kids' sides.

Rory: I doubt that she will talk to me again until I'm back in a dorm room with a course catalogue on my lap, if then. I don't know. Maybe we'll never talk again.

Beau: (licks Lorelai's clothes and his own with a finger) What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?

Lorelai: Shouldn't a mother have a way to contact her daughter in case of an emergency?

Rory: Taking time off has been great. It was absolutely the right decision for me.

Rory: I'm going to be Davey's godmother. Lane: Very religious. My mother would be impressed.

Lane: Oh my God! The tour money! You went into my underwear drawer?! I cannot believe that you went into my underwear drawer. Zach: It was business, not pleasure, Lane. Brian: I had my eyes closed the entire time. It was all by feel.

Sookie: Perhaps this looks familiar. His butt. It's your butt. It's your butt, Luke. It's your butt. Luke: Sookie, stop screaming "It's your butt". People are eating. Sookie: What are the odds of me finding a cake-topper with exactly your butt?

Sookie: Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. Oh! Luke Luke Luke, look look look! (laughs) That was kind of funny, it just came out!

Beau: All right then. See you soon. licks room key and winks at Lorelai who exhales sharply and looks disgusted.

Jackson: Lorelai checked Bo in. Sookie: We are so, so sorry.

Bo: Well, aren't you accommodating. I guess I'll just go get my duffel bag out of the mini van. (exits) Lorelai: (to Jackson) That's the first time I ever heard the word 'duffel' sound dirty. Jackson: I am so, so sorry.

Bo: Risky business, huh? Are you into risky business? Lorelai: No. All of a sudden, I hate it.

Bo: Well, hello, L.G.

Jackson: He thinks you're a nympho. Bo said Rune said you're a horn dog. Lorelai: A horn dog? Jackson: His word, not mine. Sookie: His family, not mine.

Lorelai: (about Michel) He's snarky. Sookie: And sarcastic. Lorelai: He's snarkastic.

Sookie: (about Jackson) I got my buffer.

Sookie: I hate prop comedy.

Lorelai: They're not freeloading hicks. They're our guests.

Rory: (about Katrinka) Who's the skirt?

Lorelai: Sookie, you're part owner of the place. Sookie: Oh, yeah.

Lorelai: Whoa! Whoa! Sookie, don't do math. You know that hurts your head. Sookie: Ow.

Jackson: Sookie, look at the Baptism as a bargaining chip. If we give my mother this, then it will soften the blow when she finds out that we're not having any more children because of the vasectomy.

Lorelai: Who's getting Baptized? Sookie: Oh, our kids are, because apparently we're suddenly super-religious.

Maid: Mrs. Gilmore says that autumn is the time for sweaters and wool, not for sundresses and flipper-floppers.

Lorelai: Every journey begins with a single step.