Gilmore Girls

Season 2 Episode 18

Back in the Saddle Again

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Apr 23, 2002 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • (Lorelai is sitting on the couch reading as Rory walks through the front door. The phone is ringing)
      Lorelai: Agh!
      Rory: Hey.
      Lorelai: Gah!
      Rory: Mom! (answers the phone) Hello? (hangs up) That ringing is not in your head, you know.
      Lorelai: Uh, you've gotta read this Motley Crue book. I swear, you get to the point where Ozzy Osbourne snorts a row of ants and you think, it cannot get any grosser, and then you turn the page and oh, hello, yes it can! It's excellent!
      Rory: Why didn't you answer the phone?
      Lorelai: Because I firmly believe that once you've experienced something five thousand times, you need to move on.
      Rory: What are you talking about?
      Lorelai: I knew who it was.
      Rory: Who was it?
      Lorelai: The same person who's called the machine so many times now that I actually heard it sigh.
      Rory: Dean?
      Lorelai: Dean the determined.
      Rory: Oh man.
      (phone rings again)
      Lorelai: Five bucks says I know who that is.
      Rory: (answers the phone) Hello?
      Richard: Rory, it's your grandfather.
      Rory: Oh, hey Grandpa.
      Lorelai: He did that on purpose.