Gilmore Girls

Lorelei: Now if Sophia could just die during a fox trot that would be perfect.

Lorelai: Oh man. Smell this. Rory: What? Lorelai: I forgot that pillows don't have to smell like feet.

Lorelai: My parents will outlive us Rory, the damned can do that.

Luke: I mean, you're on this boat in the middle of nowhere and everything's moving and you feel weird all the time. There's this endless supply of food and drink. Uh, midnight buffets, by the way, are the reason the rest of the world hates us.

Taylor: Oh, don't be. It's my own fault. I should have figured that once you got into Yale everything would be different. Rory: That's not fair. Taylor: No, I understand. You're no longer our little Stars Hollow Rory Gilmore. You belong to the Ivy Leagues right now. It's time to cut those small town ties and go off and do something important like go to drama school or have one of those high-class naked parties with that Bush girl.

Lorelai: The trip was incredible, we had the best time. We were supposed to come back on Saturday. Luke: I know. Lorelai: Keeping tabs on me? Luke: Always safer to know which direction the tornado's coming from.

Lorelai: (about Sookie's baby) So, are you gonna name him Lorelai? Sookie: Absolutely. That wouldn't be confusing at all.

Rory: Hey, who are the rosary beads for? Lorelai: They're mine. Rory: What do you need rosary beads for? Lorelai: They're cute. Rory: They're for prayer. Lorelai: Well, pray they match my blue suit? Rory: They have just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, Jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell.

Rory: Mom touched the Pope. Babette: You're kidding! Lorelai: Actually, I just touched his car. Then one of the Swiss guards in the fruity cool clothing busted me. Rory: Luckily, Mom's fluent in flirting. Lorelai: And flirting with a guy in a pompom hat and a skirt is quite an accomplishment.

Lorelai: Oh, you gave her an itinerary and she called every consulate in the world. Rory: If we were caught smuggling hash over the border and we were thrown in some Turkish prison, wouldn't you want someone to know that we were in Turkey? Lorelai: Where'd we get this hash we were smuggling? Rory: You were at a café, you met a guy, he was sweet-talking you, he put the stuff in your purse when you weren't looking. Lorelai: At least tell me he was cute. Rory: He was not bad for a hash dealer. Lorelai: Hmm. (They walk into the house) Babette: (calling from the kitchen) I'm making cocoa! Lorelai: She's making cocoa 'cause you gave her an itinerary. Rory: I may have given her the itinerary, but you're the one who got us busted for drug smuggling. Lorelai: Reality has absolutely no place in our world.

Lorelai: Every sad story needs nuns.

Rory: (to clothes) I had a dream while I was in Copenhagen and you were there! And you, and you, and you! Lorelai: I'll leave you alone to makeout with your sock drawer now. Rory: Close the door on you way out. (Lorelai closes door) Rory: (opens drawer) Hello boys.

Lorelai: Oh my God, you proposed? Luke: Yes, I proposed. Lorelai: This is big. This is huge. Luke: There's more. Lorelai: There's more? Okay, well, what? Did she say yes? Luke: Yes. Lorelai: She said yes. You proposed and she said yes. Wow, I - Luke: There's more. Lorelai: And there's more after you proposed and she said yes? What, you - Luke: We got married. Lorelai: You got married? How could you get married? Luke: We asked the captain and he married us. Lorelai: And that's legal? Luke: Apparently. Lorelai: So you're married? You're legally married? This is just - Luke: Actually, there's a little more. Lorelai: And she's pregnant. Oh my God, you finally reproduced. Luke: We're getting divorced.