Paris Geller (Episodes 22 - , recurring previously)
When Logan is getting ready to go to the rehearsal dinner, his tie keeps changing position between shots and he fixes it twice.
Lane and Zach get engaged during this episode.
When Rory is in the bar she finishes her drink and says "Empty, how sad!", but when she puts it down the glass is still full.
Lorelai: Rory told me about him. That's pompous Princeton guy!
Christopher: Well, with a name like that, you'd practically have to get involved.
(Bartender puts drink in front of Rory)
Bartender: Here you go. (puts down bowl of pretzels) Eat something. (walks away)
Rory: You eat something!
(Paris kicked Doyle out)
Doyle: I'm sharing this apartment with these two guys, and there are socks hanging everywhere...I don't even know if they're clean socks, they're just hanging there!
Rory:(finishes her drink) Oh... empty... sad!
(Gigi is drawing on a piece of paper on the floor)
Lorelai: Gigi, honey, please take that off the floor. That's a permanent marker, and that will leave a permanent mark which will make Aunt Lorelai permanently bitter.
Lorelai: Gigi! (Gigi looks at Lorelai and draws a black line the floor)
Lorelai:(gasps) That's it, give me the marker, Gigi! Give me the marker! (takes marker from Gigi, she screams) Okay, if that's your impression of Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, it's a really good one! (Gigi continues to scream) If you stop, I'll give you one of those caramel apples I showed you, but first you have to stop making the world's most annoying noise. In 5,4,3,2... Gigi stops screaming) Thank you, nothing a little ear drum replacement surgery won't fix. Let's go into the kitchen. (Gigi runs into Rory's room) Gigi, don't go into Rory's room, you know you're not allowed in there! (Gigi throws books) I know this is a total cliche, but wait till your father gets home!
Rory: Hit me, barkeep!
Bartender: That's your third one tonight.
Rory: What are you, my mother?
Rory: Look, I'm not driving. I live right over there... (points left) or over there... (points right, looks confused) Or somewhere near here. But the point is, it's close, and I'm walking, and I want another drink.
Gil: (to Zach) You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's ziplocked shut.
(Rory is looking at herself in a full length mirror as music is blaring in the background)
Logan: Hey! (he walks up to her when she doesn't respond)
Rory: Ahh! Oh, you scared me!
Logan: (turns down the music) Sorry.
Rory: I guess that was a little loud.
Logan: I'm telling you we should take this on the road. I see you went with Faye Dunaway in Network.
Rory: And some Maureen Dowd 'come hither' pumps for good measure.
Logan: I wish I could be there for you.
Rory: Oh, you do not.
Logan: I do too.
Rory: You would be asleep in three minutes.
Logan: The pumps would have kept me going for at least four. I'm in a suit at two o'clock in the afternoon. Honor has to have everyone dressed for a wedding rehearsal. How did I get conned into this?
Rory: Into what?
Logan: Being one of Josh's groomsmen.
Rory: You like Josh.
Logan: I don't even know Josh.
Rory: He's going to be your brother-in-law.
Logan: Yes, exactly. Going to be. Keyword is going. He's not now.
Rory: Your tie is crooked.
Logan: But as of today, Josh is simply the guy who holds my sister's purse when she goes shopping and because of that, I have to spend the next six hours practicing how to walk in a straight line.
Rory: You have yet to accomplish that, so the practice wouldn't hurt.
Logan: I'm not there and I'm already bored.
Rory: You could always talk to your friend, Flasky.
Logan: Right, Thanks for the reminder. I just don't understand wedding rehearsals, the bachelor party, I get.
Rory: I bet you do.
Logan: The actual ceremony I get. But the rehearsal I don't get.
Logan: And after we finish rehearsing, I have to sit through a five course dinner surrounded by my new family, and Honor's brigade of moronic bridesmaids.
Rory: Oh, come on. You love Honor. Her friends can't be that bad.
Logan: Oh no. Blondie, Dipsy, Bubbles, Four Nose Jobs and Charm McGee, all great gals.
Logan: Seriously, can't you just do the panel, blow off the mixer and meet me for dinner?
Rory: Logan...come on. By the time I get out of there and get back here to change, drive all the way to New York, dinner will be over.
Logan: No, it wouldn't. Dinner is never going to be over. It's going to last forever.
Rory: I will be here, waiting for you when you get back (leading Logan to the door and helping him put his coat on) and I will have aspirin.
Logan: Fine, I'll be back by eleven, ten of eleven, possibly ten thirty.
Logan: Fine. (he leaves, then rushes back in)
Rory: Did you forget something?
(Logan kisses her)
Logan: You look incredible. Knock them dead. (kisses her again then leaves)
(Rory is sitting in the room where Honor & the Bridesmaids got ready)
Logan: Here you are.
Rory: Here I am.
Logan: I was looking all over for you. I didn't see you when I was walking down the aisle, I looked for you during the ceremony. Where were you?
Logan: Here? You missed the wedding?
Rory: I'll apologize to Honor later.
Logan: Forget Honor. What's going on? Rory?
Rory: You didn't say a word. You just let me walk into a room full of girls you had sex with. Oh, no wait I'm sorry. You just had sex with two of them, one of them you just fooled around with. Whatever that means. She spared me the exact perimeters of the fooling around. You want to fill me in?
Rory: You know what? Never mind. I've got a good imagination, I can figure it out.
Logan: Ok, look....
Rory: I can't believe it. You didn't just cheat on me. You REALLY cheated on me.
Logan: I didn't cheat on you.
Rory: So, you didn't sleep with.....
Logan: No, I did but we were broken up.
Rory: No, you were broken up, not me. I thought we were just taking some time.
Logan: Apart, not seeing each other.
Rory: Yes, taking time not seeing each other for awhile, that doesn't mean broken up.
Logan: Oh, come on....
Rory: No! When...to break up you have to tell the other person. You can't just decide, that you are broken up and go off and...God! I can't believe that I fell for all your stupid tricks. The coffee cart and going to my mother. You went to my mother. Why would you bother going through that? You had plenty of back up. What do you need me for?
Logan: Because I love you!
Rory: No! Don't!
Logan: Rory, I didn't cheat on you! I didn't lie to you!
Rory: You didn't tell me!
Logan: Of course not, why would I tell you? Why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry?
Rory: Blondie...Ditzy... I love the cover...pretending all those were worthless idiots.
Logan: They are worthless idiots. Shooting their mouths off in front of you like that.
Rory: It's not their fault!
Logan: It is their fault! They love doing crap like this, causing trouble.
Rory: We were only apart for like two seconds and you managed to sleep with everyone of your sister's friends. How did you even do that? I mean, did you work them in shifts? Were there charts, signals, B12 shots?
Logan: I was depressed. I was lonely. I was upset. I've known these girls forever. It was just companionship, OK? It meant nothing.
Rory: Don't be at the apartment between 10 and 1 tomorrow, so I can get my stuff.
(She storms off, he tries to grab her arm but she dodges him and keeps walking)
(at Rory's Young Voices of Journalism Panel)
Lorelai: Yeah. We'll be rooting for you!
Rory: Well, it's not really a "root for me" kind of thing, but thank you.
Lorelai: Well, we brought foam fingers.
Chris: And we're planning on doing the wave if things get dull.
(on why she is moving out of Logan's apartment)
Rory: Because Logan had many many blonds for Thanksgiving.
(after the waitress tried to take her used napkins)
Rory: Hey! These are mine.
Waitress: I was just going to get them out of your way.
Rory: Don't take what's mine. These came with my drinks. He put them down in front of me. I did not ask you to move them did I.
Rory: Snappy comeback. Dorothy Parker know about you. I'm sick of people touching my stuff.
Lorelai: Hey, you! How was the wedding?
Rory: Sucko. I have a new change of address for you.
Paris: Men suck.
Rory: They do suck.
Paris: Can't count on them. They never have your back.
Rory: No, they don't.
Paris: They make you love them and they let you down and you're walking around with a stomachache for the next six months.
Rory: Doyle. Doyle! What are you doing?!?
Doyle: Oh, I was...I was...
Rory: You were kissing my neck!
Doyle: Oh my God. I was. And I was nuzzling.
Rory: That was most definitely nuzzling!
Doyle: I know, it's just.....(about Paris) I just miss her so much.
Rory: Doyle, go home.
Chris: (about Gigi) She's a kid. Kids are hard.
Lorelai: Um, yeah. I know kids are hard. I raised one, remember?
Chris: So you and Gigi didn't click, huh?
Lorelai: This isn't about clicking, Chris. This is about spoiled.
Chris: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Gigi has obviously never heard the word "no" in her entire life.
Lorelai: (to Gigi) You already figured out how to turn the TV on? Smarty! So, what are we watching?
So what are we watching?
Lorelai: "S-s-s-s-chindler's List?" Ah, "Full House." You know, I think the Olsen twins weigh less now than they did on that show. (Gigi gives her a dirty look) Okay, fine, I get it. I don't like people talking to me when I'm watching TV, either.
Lorelai: (about Gigi's behavior) Come on, Chris, it's not just me. What about your other babysitter?
Christopher: She was an idiot.
Lorelai: And the preschool?
Lorelai: You know, giving Gigi everything she wants is not going to make up for Sherry being a crappy mom and bailing!
Christopher: You know, I've had enough of your advice and your help. (leaves)
Lorelai: The picture's great! What's wrong with the picture?
Lane: I photograph so Asian.
Lorelai: Yeah, well. I think Ming Na has that same problem.
(after Rory leaves for the editors' mixer)
Lorelai: We were just rain-checked.
Lorelai: I don't know how I feel about that.
Zach: Listen, this thing with us, I want to fix it.
Gil: It's too late.
Zach: It's not. Look, I know I was an idiot. If I could turn back time, I would.
Brian: Oh hey, Turn Back Time, we should add that to the set.
Gil: Cher always is a slam dunk.
Lorelai: Candyship Battleland! War never tasted so good.
Zach: I get up in the morning and I don't feel good. I go to work and I don't feel good. I'm home and I don't feel good. I brush my teeth and I don't feel good. Then I go to bed and I don't feel good. Then I wake up and...I don't feel good. And then I go to work and I don't feel good -
Babette: You don't feel good! We get it! Go on!
Brian: I think you used a little too much whammy bar during My Humps.
Gil: I was out of control.
(The proud parents watching Rory at Collegiate Panel)
Lorelai: We created her.
Christopher: Out of thin air.
-"Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth (when Rory is trying her outfit)
-"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani (at the Bat Mitzvah)
"(Take Me) Riding In My Car" by Woody Guthrie (at the music shop)
-"Hava Nagila" traditional Jewish folk song
French episode title: "Demoiselles d'Honneur Revues et Corrigées", meaning "Maids of Honour reinvented".
This episode drew in 5.01 million viewers.
The actress who played Walker (Samantha Shelton) also guest starred in the season 2 episode "Presenting Lorelai Gilmore" as Libby.
Edward Herrmann (Richard), Kelly Bishop (Emily), Melissa McCarthy (Sookie) and Yanic Truesdale (Michel) do not appear in this episode.
Lorelai: What are we watching? Oh, Full House.
Full House is a family sitcom that ran for 8 seasons from 1987 to 1995, and it told the story of a widowed father who raised his three daughters with the help of his best friend and brother-in-law.
Gil is singing "Hollaback Girl" at the Bah-Mitzva.
"Hollaback Girl" is a song from Gwen Stefani's debut solo album, Love, Angel, Music, Baby.
Brian: I think you used a little too much whammy bar during "My Humps".
"My Humps" is a popular song by the Black Eyed Peas from their album, Monkey Business.
Chris: Kids are different today. It's a different world. They need more nurturing, more space.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. Yes, that was Dr. Spock turning over in his grave!
Dr. Spock (not the Star Trek character) was a well-known and respected pediatrician, author of books on child care. He was the first one to study psychoanalysis to try to understand children's needs and family dynamics.
(at Rory's Journalism Panel)
Professor Gordon: So, I will begin by posing a series of questions to our panel. Now let's begin. I was wondering how the panelists would describe the state of journalistic ethics on a collegiate level in the post-Judy Miller era, and -
Judy Miller is now a retired American journalist who had access to top U.S. government officials. She made headlines in 2005 due to her association with outing of the CIA agent Valerie Plame.
Logan: I'm telling you, we should take this on the road. (Rory laughs) I see you went with Faye Dunaway in Network.
Rory: And Maureen Dowd come hither pumps, for good measure.
Network is a 1976 satirical film about a fictional television network UBS and its struggle with poor TV ratings. Faye Dunaway plays the main character who begins as a producer and ends up controlling a merged news and entertainment division. She claims that she has no skills aside from her job.
Maureen Dowd is The New York Times columnist and an author, awarded a Pulitzer Prize in 1999 for her series of columns on the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Lane: I photograph so Asian.
Lorelai: Yeah, well. I think Ming Na has that same problem.
Ming Na is an American actress of Asian descent, mostly known for her role as doctor Jing-Mei "Deb" Chen of the medical drama ER or as the voice of doctor Aki Ross from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Currently she start in a new TV series Vanished.
Lane:Okay, what do you think? (she shows Lorelai the flyer she's been working on, the title reads 'Drummer Available')
Lorelai:Oh! Nice! Very White Rabbit.
White Rabbit is not only a core character of Carroll's novel Alice in Wonderland, but it is also the name of a Jefferson Airplane song - a band Lane and her own band frequently referenced to during the show.
Chris: Hello, Mary Poppins.
This is referring to Lorelai watching Gigi for him like a nanny and Mary Poppins was a nanny.
Lorelai: So what are we watching? Ah, Full House. You know, I think the Olsen twins weigh less now than they did on that show.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen shared the role of Michelle on the hit 1980's-1990's sitcom Full House. This line refers to the overly thin statures that the twins have taken on, particularly Mary-Kate.
Chris: That was the babysitter.
Lorelai: Oh my, does Sienna know about this?
Sienna Miller was the fiancee of Jude Law, who had an affair with the nanny of his kids from his first marriage to Sadie Frost in late 2005.
Lorelai: She is smart. She's Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast Club smart.
The Breakfast Club is a movie about five stereotypical high schoolers who spend a Saturday in detention together. Anthony Michael Hall plays Brian, the smart kid.
Zach: I don't mean to get all Brokeback Mountain on you, but we're buds and, you know, I miss you.
Brokeback Mountain is a movie centering around a pair of gay cowboys.
Poster of Noam Chomsky in Paris's apartment.
Noam Chomsky is a huge contributor in the field of linguistics, language analysis, and psychology, as well as, being a political activist.
Episode Title: Bridesmaids Revisited
The title of this episode may be an allusion to the TV miniseries entitled Brideshead Revisited based on a book by Evelyn Waugh .
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