Lorelai: Hey, so Luke, Ms. Patty is celebrating her 40 year anniversary.
Luke: Which husband?
Lorelai: With the business we call show.
Luke: Oh, him.
Lorelai: And she's having a big party and I told her we'd go.
Luke: Oh man!
Lorelai: It'll be fun!
Luke: It will not be fun.
Lorelai: She'll be wearing tap shoes, and there'll be songs and punch, and at least one story about Milton Berl's penis.
Luke: Only one?
Lorelai: Come on, I have to have you there, otherwise people will think I made you up.