After two years, we see how it all began and ended for Lorelai and Christopher in a flashback episode that brings back memories, both good and bad, that parallel with the birth of Rory's sister.
8.5
"Great"
"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm in labor. See you later. Lorelai."
This week on Gilmore Girls: The dreaded flashback episode. I have to admit, I was looking forward to it...until I saw it.
The episode begins with Rory and Lorelai sharing their plans to backpack around Europe with Emily and Richard. The girls want to be "spontaneous" and stay in youth hostels, Emily and Richard are appalled by this idea and insist the girls contact their travel agent. Lorelai tells her mother that they want to save money and Emily offers to pay for the trip, but Lorelai refuses. Emily and Richard sit looking horrified and we fade to opening credits.
The next scene has Cute Dean in it. He's helping out the construction crew with the renovations. The foreman tells him to take the lunch order, Cute Dean complies and is on his way to Luke's when he bumps into Miss Patty. What can I say, the woman creeps me out a little...ok a lot. She flirts with Cute Dean while eying the rest of the construction crew. Cute Dean excuses himself saying he has to get to Luke's with the lunch order, but Miss Patty has already forgotten him and starts making growling noises at the other men.
Over at Luke's, Jess is being a pain in the butt (what else is new), tormenting Luke about his upcoming date with Nicole. Luke tells him he wants to bash his head in with the frying pan. Ok no, not really...but he was probably thinking it. Anyway, Luke tells Jess that he wants to take Nicole to a nice restaurant and Jess tells him that he never bothers to go to this much trouble for Rory. Yeah, no kidding Jess. Luke leaves to get away from his annoying nephew, just as Cute Dean walks in with the lunch order.
The lunch order is incredibly long. The scene is incredibly long, if it weren't for the fact that Cute Dean was in this scene I'd be hitting the fast forward button. The scene is all about the lunch order and the exchange of sassy remarks between Dean and Jess. Yes, these guys hate each other, that's clear.
Meanwhile at the Inn, Lorelai is on the phone with some person that keeps changing his mind about the theme for his retirement party. This causes copious amounts of grief for the staff at the inn since this is like the hundredth time that the man has changed his mind. Sookie throws a cake that looks like a golf ball into the garbage. What's the point of all this? Aside from wasting a perfectly good cake, nothing. We never get to see the retirement party or discover what theme is finally acceptable. A whole lot of setup for a whole lot of nothing.
Anyway, moving on...back at Lorelai's house, there is a box of old travel books waiting for the Gilmores from Emily. The box is heavy and Lorelai jokes that it must contain her mother's hopes and dreams for her. The books are old, Lorelai remembers them from when she was a teenager and comments that she was probably the only one that ever read them. With that we jump into flashback mode.
Sigh...who did the casting for young Christopher and young Lorelai? Better yet, what cheap drugs were they on when they hired these miserable actors. I'm stunned by how bad they are, the boy playing young Christopher looks nothing like Christopher. The girl playing young Lorelai is always yelling her lines. They both keep yelling their lines...louder is not better. They're so bad they're distracting me from the scene. In short, no one is home, the kids get their hands on the alcohol and make a baby.
Meanwhile at Chilton, Paris is taking the "holding-a-grudge" thing pretty seriously. The girls are talking yearbook pictures and Paris has chosen one that makes Rory look like a dork. Rory complains but Paris ignores her...am I the only one that finds this subplot really tiresome?
Luckily, Rory's cell phone rings. It's one of Sherry's annoying friends telling Rory that there has been a change of plans. Looks like Sherry is giving birth a week early and her friend is trying to gather everyone together to rally around "our Sherry". The woman asks Rory if she can get to the hospital and Rory says something about the train and a bus or just the train but it doesn't matter because the woman is not listening anyway. Rory leaves the school to go to the hospital. We leave present day Gilmore land to visit another flashback.
Young Lorelai is trying to get into a gown for her debutante portrait. The photographer is waiting and complaining to Emily that he can't wait much longer. Emily runs up to Lorelai's bedroom to find out what's taking her so long. The dress doesn't fit, Emily is confused, the dress fit perfectly three months ago. Exasperated she tells Lorelai that she'll just have to re-schedule the portrait and advises her daughter to start running around the block to lose some weight. Young Lorelai looks at her reflection in the mirror and scrunches up her face. I guess the scrunched up face is her way of telling the audience that she's pregnant.
Back to present day at Luke's. Lorelai is drinking lots of coffee in preparation for her dinner alone with her mother. Luke walks in all dressed up for his date. He looks good, too bad Lorelai is too self-absorbed to notice. When she finally does notice, Nicole walks in and Lorelai realizes that Luke is going on a date. Before they leave the diner, Nicole gets a call on her cell phone. Lorelai is stunned when Luke says nothing despite the "no cell phone" rule at the diner. Lorelai's reaction is hilarious and her silent fight with Luke is definitely the funniest moment of the episode.
Back at the hospital, Rory caters to a hysterical Sherry. Sherry is freaking out about going into labor early and Rory is busy trying to re-schedule appointments for her on the cell phone. Cell phone? You're not allowed to use cell phones in the hospital. This doesn't seem to stop either Rory or Sherry from doing it though. The nurse walks in and asks if the father has arrived. Seems like the girls cannot get a hold of Christopher and the nurse wants to know who is going to go in with Sherry when the time comes. Sherry volunteers Rory for the job. Rory looks pretty mortified. No one seems to care that the cell phone has disrupted the heart monitor in the next room and the patient hooked up to it goes into cardiac arrest.
Rory makes an excuse to go out to telephone her mother, meanwhile Sherry takes the cell phone and makes more calls. The nurse laughs maniacally as the patient next door flatlines. Ok not really, but puh-lease...cell phones in a hospital?
Rory's frantic call to her mother pulls her away from her dinner with Emily. Emily is disgusted that Lorelai would go to the hospital to be with Christopher's girlfriend but Lorelai tells her that Rory needs her and that is all that matters. We slip into another flashback, young Lorelai goes into labor and takes herself to the hospital. She is filling out forms when the elevator doors open and Lorelai 2003 walks out. This might be interesting in a sci-fi kind of way, but it's just a segue into the present time. I'm getting tired of flashbacks at this point.
Lorelai arrives at the hospital to be with Rory. She helps out with Sherry and tries to calm her. Sherry is a babbling idiot. Christopher finally arrives and Sherry fawns over him...the insensitivity in this scene towards Rory and Lorelai is killing me. More flashbacks, Lorelai was all alone when she gave birth to Rory. Sherry gives birth, Christopher comes out to tell Lorelai and Rory how wonderful it was and I just want to punch him in the face. What a loser. This trip down memory lane just confirmed that fact. The man is a terrible father to Rory and now he's rubbing his new daughter's birth in Lorelai and Rory's faces. You can't help but feel sorry for Lorelai when she's standing in front of the glass looking at Christopher's new daughter.
The final flashback shows Emily and Richard getting ready for a party. Emily finds a letter from Lorelai and reads it, she looks heartbroken and we realize that Lorelai is gone. You can't go back, but the final scene of this week's episode shows that you can make amends. Lorelai arrives at her mother's place with a DVD player. It's a small gesture but as the camera pans upwards to the portrait of Emily, Richard and a young Lorelai you can't help but feel a few warm fuzzies...or maybe it's the alcohol.
Highlights:
- Emily's comment about everyone's fascination with forensic medicine.
- The cell phone rule violation at Luke's.
- Luke without the baseball cap. Luke going out on a date.
- The scene between Emily and Lorelai about DVD players.
Not so good stuff:
- Young Christopher and young Lorelai
- Older Christopher and Sherry fawning over each other.
- Lack of Lane and David
- Boring Chilton drama
Rating: I scream, you scream, we all scream for EPIDURALS!