"It's like drinking a my little pony"
- Luke
The WB (ended 2007)
"It's like drinking a my little pony"
- Luke
I found a whole bunch!! 
Luke: What the hell are you doing here?
Lorelai: Ah, I came for the warmth.
Luke: Well, you're just not usually here this time of day, that's all.
Lorelai: Well, I'm meeting someone for lunch.
Luke: Oh, Kirk?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: You're meeting Kirk?
Lorelai: Why would you say that?
Luke: Well, I know he asked you out so I just assumed.
Lorelai: How do you know he asked me out?
Luke: He told me.
Lorelai: He told you?
Luke: Yesterday.
Lorelai: Oh my God!
Luke: Hey, relax, I think it's great.
Lorelai: Why, why would he tell you?
Luke: Well, actually, he came to me for a little advice.
Lorelai: About what?
Luke: About whether or not I thought he had a shot with you. After all, I know ya, I've been to your house, I know whether or not you have stain resistant rugs.
Lorelai: I'm lying down now.
Luke: When he found out you had wood floors he seemed very pleased.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Luke: I told him you like movies and junk food, and of course, talking incessantly, but we both agreed that there's nothing like some good lovin' to shut a person up, if you know what I mean.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, can you bring me a sharper fork? I'm not sure this one will go all the way through your hand.
***
Lorelai: Did you call an exterminator?
Michel: Why no, what a wonderful idea. I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face.
Lorelai: When does he get here?
Michel: He said we were the first stop.
***
Kirk: (to Lorelai) I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen -- outside of a really filthy magazine.
***
Lorelai: Rory, I cannot go out with Kirk.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Uh, huh. . .why? He's. . .he's Kirk!
Rory: Well, as long as he loves you.
Lorelai: You are not serious.
Rory: I just want you to be happy.
Lorelai: Hello, Headmaster Charleston, this is my stepfather Kirk. Please don't make any sudden movements, he's a fear biter.
***
(Luke walks over to Lorelai. His high school picture is hanging in the display case with the caption "State High Hurdles Champion - 1985 - Butch Danes")
Luke: For the love of...What's that doing there?
Lorelai: What's it doing? It's yelling, 'Mock me, mock me!'
Luke: It shouldn't be there.
Lorelai: Oh no, you're right. It should have its own special display at the diner with a big old spotlight on it.
Luke: Don't they need my permission for this? This should be illegal.
Lorelai: No, those shorts with that tank top should be illegal.
***
Luke: Hey, wait now. You're talking crazy talk trying to confuse me now, aren't you?
Lorelai: Aren't you!
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Who?
Luke: Stop it!
Lorelai: Bye!
***
Lorelai: How did this happen?
Kirk: Well, the tension of our standoff was unbearable, so I got on the floor and tried to play with him.
Lorelai: It's a him?
Kirk: I caught a peek.
Lorelai: Go on...
Kirk: I rolled this cute little ball of yarn over to him all nice and gentle. He tried to garrote me with it!
Lorelai: (gasps) Oh, my God!
Kirk: (gestures with his hands) just grabbed two ends with his paws and came at me!
Rory: (uncomprehendingly) But he doesn't have opposable thumbs?
Kirk: He's beyond them! He's *smart*. He knows things! Sometimes before they happen!
Lorelai: Get ahold of yourself, man!
Kirk: You haven't heard the worst!
Rory: Geez, there's worse?
Kirk: When the attacks got particularly brutal, I had no choice but to strip naked and hide underwater in the
bath tub. I read that cats are afraid of water.
Babette: They are! They are!
Kirk: Kirk isn't!! He found me! And...(struggles) he seemed to derive greater power from the water. Thats when the bulk of the scratching happened...
***
Emily; Have you lost your mind?
Lorelai: Nope, nope. Still sloshing around up there.
And I couldn't find the one about the new hire Luke had..."There's been a lot of frogs..." 
About the frog and the sandwich?? And about his shirt saying "Foreigner" but he didn't know who they were...
I love Gilmore girls- it's on of the best shows in the universe and there are so many amazing quotations. My favorite of all time occured- I believe it was the end of season 3- on the day or Rory's high school graduation. She called Jes to tell him off for leaving without saying goodbye and one of the things she said was "I think I might have loved you..........but its over now and you're gone and I'm moving on." Beautiful.
One of my favourites:
JESS: So, it's been a couple days since you made the big decision. You still going to Yale?
RORY: Yes, I am. It's got all the clas ses I want and some really great teachers, and plus, you know, as an added bonus, it's really close to here.
JESS: 22.8 miles.
RORY: How'd you know that?
JESS: Do you Yahoo?
RORY: You looked it up?
JESS: Yeah.
RORY: You looked it up.
JESS: I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.
RORY: You looked it up.
JESS: I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that's it.
RORY: You looked it up.
Lorelai talking to Luke with Rory in background.
"Hot Cakes"
"He called me hot cakes, he must like me."
| TomWellingSexy wrote: |
| Lorelai "luke can waltz." Rory "What Luke can waltz." Lorelai "Luke can waltz!!!!!!!!" Rory "why did you say it like that?" Lorelai "like what?" Rory "like i am surprised i still have my clothes on." |
"I think I might have loved you..........but its over now and you're gone and I'm moving on."
"Oy, with the Poodles"
"Copperboom"
"Youve been Gilmored"
"I love you, you idoit"
| LexClarkaresexy wrote: | ||
just to let you know you are making it sounds like rory is saying that she is surprised that she still has her clothes on. That would be such a weird relationship Rory and Luke. I think I would rather Lorelai and Luke. lol. It would be just as bad having Luke and Rory going out as it was when Lorelai went out with that young guy and Luke was telling the kids to stay away from her. I loved that sooo much. |
This is my absolute favorite
"Come on Ace, some people live 100 years without really living a minute, go up there with me and it's 1 less minute you haven't lived."
| juniorluvr_777 wrote: |
This is my absolute favorite "Come on Ace, some people live 100 years without really living a minute, go up there with me and it's 1 less minute you haven't lived." |
Hah, that's good for me, since I'm not a fanatic.
I love the begining of rorys birthday parties at friday night dinner
EMILY: Tomorrow our lawyer, Joseph Stanford, is coming by.
LORELAI: Ugh. Crazy Sissy's dad.
EMILY: That's terrible. Sissy was a good friend of yours.
LORELAI: Mom, Sissy talked to her stuffed animals and they answered her.
RORY: Let's just start a new topic.
EMILY: Not possible!
LORELAI: She said a new topic, Mom.
EMILY: Everything's a joke. Everyone's a punch line.
LORELAI: OK, I'm sorry.
EMILY: My daughter -- Henny Youngman.
(Richard comes in late.)
RICHARD: Sorry for that. A little trouble with our China office. Well. What did I miss?
LORELAI: I was being impossible and then I turned into a Jewish comedian.
RICHARD: Ah. Well, continue.
EMILY: Thank you. Where was I?
RORY: Uh, Joseph Stanford is coming tomorrow.
EMILY: Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner for you to go around the house and pick out what you'd like us to leave you in our wills.
RICHARD: Take a look at that desk in my office. It's a really fine Georgian piece.
LORELAI: Why don't I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?
RORY: Oh, well, anything you want to leave me is fine.
EMILY: Nonsense. You should have what you like. So look around and when you see something you like stick a post-it on it.
LORELAI: OK, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.
EMILY: You can pick out things too, you know.
LORELAI: Oh, well now it's way less creepy.
EMILY: Did you hear that Richard? Apparently we're creepy.
RICHARD: Yes, well, live and learn.
(The maid comes in with a tray.)
RORY: Oh cool!
LORELAI: What's that?
EMILY: It's dessert.
LORELAI: It's pudding.
EMILY: Well if you knew what it was why did you ask?
LORELAI: You don't like pudding.
EMILY: Yes, but you like pudding.
LORELAI: Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.
RORY: I've never had pudding from a crystal bowl before.
EMILY You like the bowl?
RORY: Mmm.
EMILY: Put a post-it on it when you're done
and in The Ins and outs of Inns during the town meeting when their talking about Jess
MISS PATTY: He hooted at one of my dance classes.
FRAN: He took a garden hose from my yard.
ANDREW: My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
LORELAI: I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.
| MuteTroubadouR wrote: |
I've got so many but one stand out has to be: Lorelai: Well, yes, it's the only thing that makes really good business sense. So, where are you right now? |
"Remind me to tell you about the time that my mom wore a shirt with a rinestone penis on it and grandma had her car towed."
Logan and Rory at the Huntzbergers
I thought of another one!
"Good Morning New Haven, I must say your looking rather nice!
"Shut up!"
"God has spoken to me....rather rudely!"
Spoken by Finn
| LexClarkaresexy wrote: | ||
just to let you know you are making it sounds like rory is saying that she is surprised that she still has her clothes on. That would be such a weird relationship Rory and Luke. I think I would rather Lorelai and Luke. lol. It would be just as bad having Luke and Rory going out as it was when Lorelai went out with that young guy and Luke was telling the kids to stay away from her. I loved that sooo much. |
