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Lorelai: (about Logan) You can give him the grand tour of Stars Hollow, and I'll show him embarrassing pictures of you picking your nose.
Rory: Oh, no. No baby pictures!
Lorelai: Who said they're baby pictures?
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Lorelai: (to Rory and Logan, who are visiting; in Rory's old room) And we have some guest towels right there.
Rory: Oh! I didn't know we had guest towels.
Lorelai: Of course we have guest towels. Guest towels - fancy way of saying "towels that are clean".
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Lorelai: So you gonna make it this year?
Rory: Uh I do want to come but..
Lorelai: Yay! Did I just "yay" over your but?
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Lorelai: (about Logan leaving his father's firm to honor his own values) I understand that.
Logan: I knew you would, because you did the same thing. You left a world of privilege to do things your way.
Lorelai: Yeah. I guess I never thought of it that way before.
Logan: Plus, you did it when you were younger, and you had a baby to take of. That's impressive.
Lorelai: I don't need you to be impressed by me. I just need you to understand that it wasn't easy.
Logan: I know.
Lorelai: I didn't get anything boom, just like that. I had to work hard for everything I got.
Logan: I want to work. I'm ready to work, and I want to work hard.
Lorelai: (smiles) All right, then.
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Lorelai: I think 401k's are important. I think that paying your bills and dealing with reality are important.
Logan: Yeah, I'm starting to learn a little more about reality. I grew up with a lot of privilege.
Lorelai: I know. You had the whole "silver spoon in the mouth" thing, and that's not how I raised Rory.
Logan: I know that.
Lorelai: This was not a silver-spoon household. This was spork city, all the way.
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Logan: Lorelai?
Lorelai: Yeah?
Logan: I'm not a gambler. I just wanted you to know that.
Lorelai: Okay......
Logan: Look, I know you and Rory talk, and I know she tells you stuff. I know you know that I went to Vegas, and I want you to know that's not who I am.
Lorelai: All right.
Logan: And I don't want you to be worried.
Lorelai: Well, I am worried. I'm a mom. That's what we do.
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Logan: I just got my first credit card statement in the mail, so I do know a little bit about this stuff.
Lorelai: You just got your first credit card statement?
Logan: (pause) Look, money's great. It's just not everything, and in this particular case, I think Rory should take the gamble.
Lorelai: The gamble? Rory's not a gambler. She's a deliberate, thoughtful decision-maker.
Logan: I know that.
Lorelai: You're a gambler, but that's not her.
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(Lorelai is walking through the maze when she runs into Luke)
Luke: Hey!
Lorelai: Oh, God! Hey! (laughs) Hay. (points at the hay.
Luke laughs with her)
Lorelai: (sees the bag he's carrying) Oh, you got snacks!
Luke: Yeah, well, Zack forgot these, the hay's gone to his head. Anyways, he gave me these directions here and I'm trying to go right, left, right...
Lorelai: (sees his bracelet) What is that?!
Luke: Oh, April gave it to me.
Lorelai: You have a bracelet on your wrist.
Luke: Yeah, she's into jewelry. It's just a phase. What can I do?
Lorelai: Uh, wow!
Luke: (laughs) It's just one of those crazy phases. I'm just getting used to the fact that I have a daughter now all of a sudden I have a teenager. You, know, time just goes by.
Lorelai: Luke?
Luke: Yeah?
Lorelai: (after a pause) I'm sorry.
Luke: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Lorelai: No no no. Let me go first.
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: I messed up. That night I went to Christopher...I'm sorry.
Luke: (softly) Yeah.
Lorelai: And I never admitted to you that it was wrong and it was and I'm really sorry.
Luke: (nods) Okay, thanks.
Lorelai: (sighs) I don't know why I didn't say this before.
Luke: Ah. You know, I'm sorry too, cause, I don't know, I just...now that I've had April, it's, you know I've learned a lot. I was crazy to think that I had to fix everything in my relationship with April before I could really be with you. That's just not how you fix things. I mean, you know, things don't just stand still. They're always changing.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: I guess I was compartmentalizing, if that's what you call it. I mean, I should have opened my compartment. I should have gotten your help.
Lorelai: I wanted to help.
Luke: I know. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry also, because I think I kinda used April to push you away.
Lorelai: You did, huh?
Luke: Yeah, I think so. I was afraid and I'm so sorry.
Lorelai: (smiles) It's really okay.
Luke: I'm glad.
Lorelai: Me too.
Luke: Well, I've got some fries that are getting cold.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, I got to find my way out of here.
Luke: By the way, you're really close. Just, uh, go left and two rights and you're out.
Lorelai: Thanks.
(they walk away)
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Lorelai: Logan's a lovely young man. He's nice and polite, and funny. He's got that hair, you know - the hair that could sell shampoo to a bald man.
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Michel: Whatever!
Sookie: Michel, people stopped saying "Whatever" like 2 years ago.
Michel: Whatever... I'm outtie 5000.
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Taylor: I put the entire budget into the hay bale maze!
Sookie: Nooooo!!!
Lorelai: Taylor, you can't do that! I have an inn full of guests, who've come here, traveled miles, who withstood winter, who have blow-dried their tongues off their swing set so they could get to the Spring Fling!
Taylor: Yes!
Lorelai: They expect certain things. The traditional events - pie eating contest, pony rides; they don't want just a hay bale maze and nothing else!
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Paris: I like keep lactaid on hand for Doyle.
Doyle: Which I don't need because I'm not lactose intolerant.
Paris: You're lactose resistant. You have a bias against lactose. You're sensitive.
Doyle: I'm not sensitive. I have no problem with lactose.
Paris: There is nothing wrong with sensitive. Jake Gyllenhaal is sensitive. Orlando Bloom is sensitive.
Doyle: Me and lactose are cool. We're down.
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Rory: Good morning!
Doyle: Me and lactose are bros.
Rory: Glad to hear it!
Paris: I wouldn't throw Jake Gyllenhaal out of bed.
Rory: Also good to know.
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Taylor: Everybody, please, take a handful of chill pills!