Lorelai: (after pulling a shirt out of Chris' laundry basket) Oh, my God! You dirty thief!
Chris: Excuse me?
Lorelai: You stinking, lying, stinking, dirty, ratty thief.
Lorelai: This is my Police Synchronicity t-shirt! I have been missing this for 22 years! I asked you if you had it. I looked you right in the face and you denied it!
Chris: I lied.
Lorelai: Oh, you lied! You lied! Do you know how long I looked for this?!
(Chris laughs at her)
Lorelai: Days and days. I accused my mother of throwing it out. And she said she didn't. And oh, my God, I hated her. Oh, my God, I could have had the best relationship with her if you hadn't stolen my shirt. Well, keep laughing, buddy, because I'll tell you, the laugh's on you. You better get used to seeing this shirt cause I have to make up for 22 years of not wearing it. (puts it on)