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(Lorelai takes a picture of Luke)
Luke: Was that necessary?
Lorelai: Oh man, you do not photograph well.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: You've been getting some sleep, brother? 'Cause that's forty miles of bad road.
Luke: I wasn't ready. Plus, it was a bad angle. Plus, this is a harsh light. A soft light would help with the thing with the eyes.
Lorelai: Look who knows what light he looks best in.
Luke: You ready to order?
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Lorelai: (showing Rory how to tuck her key in her belt so she doesn't have to take her purse) You'll put your house key through the metal thingy on your belt. You'll only lose it if you take off your belt, and if you're taking off your belt for any reason at the party, I'm not sure I want you coming home.
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Lorelai: Oh, I know... How about... No.
Rory: NO! No, you can't keep doing that! You can't just start a thought and then say "No". Finish them or don't start them at all.
Lorelai: You're very totalitarian today.
Rory: No it just drives me crazy. It's like if you do Shave and Haircut without the last part, ya know?
Lorelai: Come on do it.
Rory: Will you stop giving me half-finished thoughts?
Lorelai: I promise. Come on do it.
Rory: Two bits.
Lorelai: Thank you
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Lorelai: Say cheese. (takes a picture) I love my little digital camera. I wanna marry it.
Rory: Do you ever wanna put it away?
Lorelai: Oh, you'll hurt little Digital Dan's feelings.
Rory: Sorry, D.D.
Lorelai: (takes another picture) Gotcha! Oh, no, wait. Oh, missed. (to customer next to Rory) Got a good one of you, though. Nice cheekbones.
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Rory: Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awesome.
Dave: Thanks.
Zach: Dude, you did good, you really did. But you got a little too close to me when you were singing into the mike.
Brian: I got as close as I had to.
Zach: Your nose touched my cheek, man. That's too close.
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Lorelai: No, Luke, thanks for doing this. It's exactly what the contractor said. We just wanted a guy with a good butt's opinion.
Sookie: Yeah, Tom has a terrible butt.
Luke: Please stop that.
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Dave: What we need is a name.
Brian: I made my suggestion.
Zach: Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
Brian: So yours is better?
Zach: "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is memorable and classy.
Brian: I run out of breath every time I say it.
Zach: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Dave: Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Brian: Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is too long.
Zach: Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to F-T-T-T-E-O-T-D.
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Max: Wait...wait...wait. 10 feet.
Lorelai: 10 feet?
Max: That's a safe distance for us. And the more furniture in between the better.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna attack you?
Max: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me.
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Lorelai: Why did you treat me so weird at the last meeting?
Max: I treated you with respect and kindness.
Lorelai: That's why it was weird. It's how you treated Terry and Joan too. I mean, did you also kiss Terry and Joan?
Max: Yeah, I did and Doug too. He was the best of the three.
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Paris: Having grad night on a yacht is the worst idea since Neville Chamberlain told the people of England, "Hey, don't worry about Hitler. He's a stand up chap." Forget the inconvenience of being at sea with guests unable to leave if the party is dull or if the band, which'll inevitably be composed of accountants with semi-mullets, decides to do a half-hour tribute to Kenny G. The seasickness factor alone, abettgo by snuck-in flasks and badly cooked food could lead to an epidemic alone.
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Lindsay: You used to go to our school.
Rory: He still does.
Dean: Really, cause I haven't seen you around much.
Jess: What are you the attendance monitor?
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Richard: Your Grandmother would come to the phone but she's in the next room dancing with Lloyd Sandstone. (Richard shouts out into the crowd) Watch where you put those hands, Lloyd.
Rory: A guy named Lloyd is feeling up Grandma?
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Lorelai: Uh, Michel, are you okay?
Michel: Do I look okay?
Lorelai: Are those people waiting for a bellman?
Michel: No, they're waiting for a unicorn to sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman.
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Brian: If I back up anymore, my extension cord might damage the miniature date palm.
Lane: The what?
Brian: It's what that's called. My aunt's got one.
Zach: Dude, don't call plants by their specific names, it's very not rock and roll.
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Lorelai: Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Rory: Nice.
Lorelai: If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
Rory: I wasn't planning on doing that.
Lorelai: Hm, those things are never planned.
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Lorelai: I had to lay off Frank, too, but I just couldn't do another one, so Michel offered to do it.
Sookie: Did he say he'd be nice?
Lorelai: Yes, and then he skipped off to do it.
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Jess: Ah, yes, I almost forgot about the prom.
Rory: No, you were trying to forget about the prom.
Jess: I agreed to go and I am a man of my word.
Rory: How's that arm I twisted?
Jess: I got the feeling back in it.