Minister: (strolls into the gazebo singing and strumming a guitar) As kids we shared our toys/with all the girls and boys/barrel of monkeys/your battleship sunk me/please recall the joy/Wheelo, Clue, Mousetrap/bash and spirograph/kaleidoscopes spinning/Yahtzee I'm winning/think of how we laughed/but today we share our love/today we share our love/for love is the greatest toy around/around, around
Luke: [trying not to laugh] Help.
Lorelai: Think of something not funny.
Minister: You may plant the ceremonial sword.
[Together, Liz and T.J. plunge a sword into a tree stump.]
Lorelai: Avalanches, earthquakes...
Luke: Not doin' it.
Lorelai: Famine...and I'm out.