Lorelai: Hey, Kirk, maybe you want to ease up on Patty a little.
Kirk: But the maypole is an expertise of mine. I re-enacted the dwarf's maypole choreography from "The Safety Dance" video, my junior-high talent show. Chicks were falling at my feet.
Kirk: (as he leans over and shouts) I'm less than impressed, Patty!
Lorelai: Take a break, please. I've seen Miss Patty get violent. It's not pretty. Remember that time?
Kirk: That's when she beat me up.
Lorelai: Yeah. Let's not repeat that.