Gilmore Girls

Season 4 Episode 21

Last Week Fights, This Week Tights

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM May 11, 2004 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Lorelai: Hey, Kirk, maybe you want to ease up on Patty a little.
      Kirk: But the maypole is an expertise of mine. I re-enacted the dwarf's maypole choreography from "The Safety Dance" video, my junior-high talent show. Chicks were falling at my feet.
      Kirk: (as he leans over and shouts) I'm less than impressed, Patty!
      Lorelai: Take a break, please. I've seen Miss Patty get violent. It's not pretty. Remember that time?
      Kirk: That's when she beat me up.
      Lorelai: Yeah. Let's not repeat that.
      Kirk: Okay.