Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Sorry boys suck. Rory: Hmm. Stupid bowls of soup.

Rory: (after Logan tells Lucy about Rory and Marty) What is wrong with you? Logan: I was asked a direct question. I'm not gonna lie. She's a nice girl. Rory: Yeah, I know she's a nice girl. She's my friend. Logan: You were going to tell her, anyway. Rory: Not here. Not like this. You totally humiliated her! Logan: Lucy was humiliated because of what you and Marty did to her, not me. I just told her the truth, which is something she could use a little more of from her supposed friend and boyfriend. Rory: I can't believe you're trying to justify this. What you did was so obnoxious! Logan: I was just being honest.

Lorelai: So, what's going on? I thought it was an all Logan week. Rory: It was. Lorelai: Was? Rory: Boys suck! Lorelai: Oh, hon... Rory: They totally suck! Lorelai: Sometimes they do. Rory: Tell me it gets better when they get older. Lorelai: It gets better when they get older. Rory: It does? Lorelai: Well, it gets more confusing, more complicated, more complex. Does any of that sound better? Rory: No.

Emily: I've come to talk to you about your marriage. Lorelai: My marriage? Emily: Yes. I'm concerned. I don't like what I'm seeing, and I've come to offer you some friendly advice. Lorelai: Mom, I really don't want your advice. Emily: Well, then, consider it unfriendly advice. Christopher is immature, often foolish, and a little lacking in common sense. He doesn't always make the best choices. Lorelai: Like with me, Mom? Are you saying he chose wrongly in choosing me? Emily: I'm saying he's your husband, Lorelai, for better or for worse. I like Christopher. Lorelai: Okay.... Emily: I think he's good for you. But it's not going to be perfect. He's not perfect, and God knows you're not perfect. But marriage is not about always being happy, and often it's about not being happy at all. It's about compromise, which is not you strong suit. Marriage is about swallowing your pride sometimes, about doing what he wants. It's not always about winning an argument, which may make you sad because that's what you love, but....I just don't want to see you ruin this. Marriage is serious business, Lorelai, and if you don't take this very seriously, then this whole thing is going to fall apart faster than you could possibly imagine. Then he'll be gone, and you'll be alone again. A ring is no guarantee.

Kirk: I think it's safe to say they won't be getting that new gym anytime soon. Luke: You must be proud. Kirk: I am.

Chris: Uh, no, we said one sugar cereal. Lorelai: (holding a box of Captain Crunch) You're going to deny me the captain?

Liz: She's been attached to my boob for 2 weeks, and TJ's finally decided to get a work ethic.

Emily: Lorelai, come look at these invitations. Lorelai: Can't we just send an e-Vite?

Lucy: Congratulations on buying the internet or something. Logan: Thank you, although Al Gore and I are still negotiating, so it's not a done deal yet.

Lorelai: I'm not much of an outside the shower singer.

Luke: Look, I don't want this to get ugly. I just want what's fair. Lawyer: Custody battles get ugly, Luke, and there's not always about what's fair. The truth is that this will be long, it will be expensive, and you'll probably lose--but if you want your daughter, it's the only way. And time is of essence here, because once Anna moves April out of the state, it becomes infinitely more complicated.

Rory: Hi, is Lucy home? Olivia: Yeah, she's here. Rory: Can I see her? Olivia: She doesn't want to speak to you right now, and frankly, neither do I. Rory: Olivia, please just let me explain. Olivia: No. (closes door in her face)

(Luke is walking down the street pushing Doula in a stroller when Lorelai comes out of Dooses.) Lorelai: Hi. Luke: Hey. Lorelai: (gestures to the stroller) Who's, who's this? Luke: It's Liz's baby. Lorelai: Oh, how sweet. Congratulations. You're an uncle again. Huh? Luke: Yeah, thanks. Lorelai: Oh, well, she's cute. She looks just like T.J. Luke: And hopefully she'll grow out of that. Lorelai: No, she's adorable. She's sweet. So, what's her name? Luke: Doula. Lorelai: What? Luke: Doula. Lorelai: Oh is that- Luke: A weird name? Yeah. Lorelai: Weird. A little bit. But, no, it's special. It's one of a kind. Distinctive. Can I? (holds her arms to hold Doula) Luke: Oh, sure, of course. Lorelai: (picks her up) Hi. Hi. Oh, precious. (holds her close) How old is she? Two weeks? Luke: 11 days. Lorelai: Oh, wow! And how's Liz? Luke: Oh, they're great. They're both doing great. They're gonna make very strange parents. Strange, but good ones, I know. Lorelai: Nothing wrong with strange but loving households. Luke: I guess. Lorelai: (laughs softly; about Doula) Look at her long fingers. Luke: (standing closely to Lorelai) Yeah, I know. Lorelai: (to Doula) What are you gonna be, a pianist when you grow up? Is that what you're gonna be, pretty girl? Or, a pickpocket? Oh, yes you might. You might be a pickpocketing pianist. Luke: Oh, look what she did. (wipes her mouth as Christopher comes out of Doose's and sees them talking softly to the baby) Christopher: Hey. Lorelai: Hey. Look, it's Liz's new baby. Christopher: Cute. Lorelai: (to Luke) Yeah, well, thanks for letting me hold her. (hugs her and puts her back in her stroller) Luke: Yeah, sure. Lorelai: And, um, tell Liz, congratulations for me. Luke: Will do. Lorelai: Alright. See ya. Luke: See ya. (she leaves with Christopher and Luke goes back to walking with Doula)

Lorelai: Avoid the words 'Made with real vegetables'

(over cellphones) Rory: How goes the party planning? Lorelai: What? What happened!? Rory: That good, huh? Lorelai: Is he okay!? Rory: I'm not participating in this. Lorelai: Oh my God! What can I do? What do you need!? Rory: You're not using this phone call to get out of party planning help. Lorelai: I'll be right there. Rory: Mom! Emily: I can hear Rory on the other end Lorelai. You're not as clever as you think you are. Lorelai: Drat!

Emily: I have the most exciting news! Lorelai: You're cancelling my wedding party? Emily: I caught Randell Farber as your party planner. Lorelai: So he's cancelling my wedding party?

Chris: What's with the face? Lorelai: My face? What face? It's my face. You don't like my face?