Lorelai: I want a pet.
Rory: You have me!
Lorelai: You won't bring me my slippers in the morning.
Rory: I might if you had slippers.
Lorelai: Will you wear a collar?
Lorelai: It'll be pink!
Rory: You're sick.
Lorelai: Hey, watch how you talk to me. Remember what happened to Skippy.