Emily: Well, that was a complete waste of time.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Emily: I'm talking about Christopher and Caroline leaving separately.
Lorelai: Well, come on Mom, what did you think, they were gonna throw down and consummate right here in the foyer?
Emily: No, I didn't think "they were gonna throw down and consummate in the foyer", I just thought they could go out for some coffee.
Lorelai: You served them coffee.
Emily: So what?
Lorelai: So you can't be shocked when you serve people three cups of coffee and then they don't feel like going out for coffee. Not everyone's me.