Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Rory, I just don't want you to get hurt. What if Dean doesn't leave her? Now you're all emotionally involved. Rory: You're just mad because I didn't come running to you when I was ready. I decided it on my own!

Rory: I mean, aren't you glad it happened with someone who's kind and good and really loves me? Lorelai: But...he's married. Rory: You don't understand the situation. Lorelai: Is he still married? Rory: Well, yeah, but-- Lorelai: Then I understand the situation.

Lorelai: So he's leaving Lindsay? He told you he's leaving her? The ring is off and he moved out? He said all that? Rory: We didn't get around to discussing those things. Lorelai: You of all people, the girl who thinks everything through, the listmaker. You didn't bother to think about these things before jumping into bed with a married guy? Rory: He's not a married guy. He's Dean. MY Dean. Lorelai: He's not your Dean. He's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman.

Rory: How's it going with you? Lorelai: Well we locked the kitchen crew in with Michel for twenty minutes, and it backfired a little. Six of them quit and we have to start hiring again tomorrow.

Babette: I think Kirk wants you to go upstairs and make love to him. Luke: Just roll.

Rory: Food's great, Mom. Jackson: Yes it is great. Rory: Although, I admit, I know the chef so I'm a little biased. Jackson: You're a little biased? I'm sleeping with her. Rory: You also grew the vegetables. Jackson: OH, I did! I can't be trusted at all.

Rory: You are the bad seed. Lorelai: I have the prettiest mother. Everybody thinks so.

Rory: I'm just trying to find some CDs for the Dragonfly. Dean: I hear Taylor's a big hip-hop fan. Rory: Oh, he hops with the hippest of them.

Rory: He was my boyfriend first! Lorelai: But you dumped him! You rejected him, you picked someone else. Rory: Stop it! Lorelai: Rory! Rory: I hate you for ruining this for me!

Lorelai: This just wasn't the way your first time was supposed to be. Rory: Oh, and how was my first time supposed to be? Lorelai: Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in the retirement home. And secondly, ideally, it was supposed to be with someone single.

Lorelai: I did not raise you to be the kind of girl who sleeps with someone else's husband!

Rory: He was not cheating! Lorelai: He was cheating, Rory. And you were cheating with him. There's no other way to spin that, kid.

Rory: We were safe. We used protection. So I guess all those Trojan jokes actually paid off.

Lorelai: (to Rory) I think I'm dating Luke. Rory: What!? Lorelai: I'm not sure, it's just a possibility.

Kirk: Is Luke here yet? Lorelai: No, he's not, Kirk. Kirk: But he's coming, right? He'll be here before I go to sleep? Lorelai: I have no idea, Kirk. Why? Kirk: It's a guy thing.

Lorelai: Oh! Oh, honey, come here. (Lorelai hugs Sookie) Sookie: What? What is that for? Lorelai: In all the craziness, I completely forgot that today is your wedding anniversary. Sookie: Oh my God! (Sookie runs out of the kitchen)

Luke: I'm not a mysterious man am I? Lorelai: Well, the wardrobe's a bit of a head-scratcher.

Rory: Okay, whoa, this is Luke. Lorelai: I know. Rory: Our Luke, the town Luke.

Emily: Jason. Jason: Emily. Emily: Do you have a room? Lorelai: No, Mom, he doesn't. He just showed up, because apparently it's Blake Edwards night at the Dragonfly.

Luke: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never, that's when! Very easy stat to remember!

Lorelai: How are you doing? Luke: I'm just staring at my plate. Babette: He's shy. My bathrobe slipped earlier and his poor little heart couldn't take it. Miss Patty: He's been staring at his salad ever since. Luke: I like salad.

Michel: There are all sorts of chromosomes missing from that man.

Lorelai: Wow, Tom! I have never seen you in a suit before. Tom: Really? Because I'm more a suit guy than anything else.

Sookie: Look at how he chopped these onions! I just want to shove a string through them and wear them around my neck! Michel: Now, that wouldn't be at all eccentric.

Lorelai: Did he look at me differently? Rory: Different than what? Lorelai: Different than before. Rory: Before what? Lorelai: Before before! Rory: Before, before? Lorelai: Rory! Rory: How on earth can you be frustrated with me now?

Lane: Boys will eat anything. I bought some vanilla-almond body lotion... Rory: No. Lane: On chips. Mine, by the way.

Rory: I can't believe you didn't wake me up. Lorelai: Me and what army?

Rory: (playing a video game) Where'd I go? Lane: I don't know! Rory: What do I do? Lane: I don't know! (Video game makes an explosion noise) Rory: Did I lose? Lane: Well, you have no head, so I would say yes.

Lorelai: Tom, I'm lovin' you like a $2 whore. Tom: Terrific. I'll tell the wife.

Lorelai: Pau-Pau and Chin-Chin cannot come to the test run! Michel: Why not? Lorelai: Because they are dogs, Michel! Michel: They cannot stay at home alone! They get lonely, and then they eat expensive Italian things!

Lorelai: I think I'm dating Luke.

Lorelai: What are you doing? Luke: Would you just stand still? (Luke and Lorelai kiss) Luke: What are you doing? Lorelai: Would you just stand still? (Luke and Lorelai kiss) (Kirk runs down stairs screaming with a pillow and without clothing) Kirk: Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag, and believe you me, I'm fine either way.

Kirk: You have nice windows, though. I don't have windows. My room at my mom's house used to be a bomb shelter. It's very cold, but great for racquetball.

Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance, a waltz. Luke can waltz. Rory: Luke can waltz?! Lorelai: Luke can waltz. Rory: Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz." Lorelai: What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz. Rory: That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."

Michel: I don't understand why you get to bring Rory and I don't get to bring my Chows. Lorelai: Because I'm mad with power. Michel: They are quieter than she is, they are cleaner than she is. Lorelai: Stop comparing your dogs to my kid Michel: As much as you love Rory, that is how much I love Paw-paw and Chin Chin. Lorelai: I gave birth to her! I carried her inside me, and nine months and twenty-six hours later, she came out! Michel: If I could have given birth to them myself, I would have, but I didn't have that choice!

Lulu: I just love it when he looks like the Brawny paper towel guy.