Gilmore Girls Season 4 Episode 7

(the band are talking about new replacement, Gil)
Zach: Right here.
(points to his eyes)
Zach: he's got some lines. That blows my mind.
Brian: What is he, late thirties?
Zach: Approaching forty.
Lane: Forty?
Brian: He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Zach: Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
Lane: Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
Zach: He's had a lot of time to practice.
Brian: And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
Lane: This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
Zach: Elderly.
Lane: Excited.
Brian: He was our age when we were born.
Lane: He thinks we're great
Brian: There were no cd's when he was born.
Zach: Stop it, man. I mean it.
Lane: Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
Brian: He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
Zach: And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
Lane: You want to stop the audition?
Brian: We shouldn't be rude.
Lane: Good.
Zach: Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.

Rory: That woman's staring at me.
Lorelai: Oh, Mrs. Van-uppity? Well, maybe you're just her type.
(Later, after town meeting is over)
Lorelai: Wait.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: I want to see if she asks you out.

Lorelai: She was the most beautiful pink all over. She even smelled pink. That sounds weird. I can't describe it - that little, pink, baby smell. The first time her eyes focused on me and her little fingers reached out...I was someone new. She had me.

Sookie: Yours came out. How'd you get yours out?
Lorelai: I swallowed a map.

Sookie: Hey, you know, Bruce spent two years in China educating poor villagers on female issues.
Lorelai: Oh, I hear they got great Chinese food there.

Sookie: This is the position I'm going to be in for the baby. She wants me to get used to it.
Bruce: Less tearing this way.
Lorelai: Ohh, smack that image right out of my head.

Rory: Well, if they want an Anthea for "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea," then they're going to have to have you for the Renoir girl.
Lorelai: Well, look at you folding your laundry all haughty and powerful.
Rory: Bada-bing all over his nice ivy-league suit.
Lorelai: Rory, you couldn't do that. Come on. It would be embarrassing, it would be manipulative, and can you do it tonight?

Lorelai: I just thought of the perfect painting for Luke to be in. "Cranky Guy in Baseball Cap."
Rory: Was that Manet or Monet?
Lorelai: That was mustard on my hamburger and a side of fries, please.
Rory: She's the queen of segues.
Luke: She's the queen of something.

Taylor: Would you like to say a few words, Mrs. Otis?
Mrs. Otis: Your enthusiasm...shocks me.
Lorelai: Is that good?
Rory: Hard to tell.

Lane: I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but I've already figured out that our Spin cover should be against a bloodred backdrop with a skull hovering over us.
Lorelai: Oh, well, very Norman Rockwell.

Jackson: Got a honey of a sheet. It's the top of the line. The little thing will come out and carom right down into the catcher's arms.
Lorelai: While we all yell, "Hey, batter, batter, batter?"

Kirk: Whoo-hoo!
Lorelai: What'd you get, Kirk?
Kirk: Christ in 'The Last Supper.'
Lorelai: The big kahuna!
Kirk: I'm gonna do it right, too. Lots of research. What's a good book to read?
Lorelai: Uh, the Bible?
Kirk: Right. Yo, where are my apostles? Where are my homeboys? James, son of Alpheus, give me five!

Taylor: 'The Last Supper' cannot be funky.