Gilmore Girls Season 7 Episode 1

Lorelai: Like a remote control rocket?
Rory: No, like a model rocket.
Lorelai: How big?
(Rory measures in the air with her hands)
Lorelai: It isn't filled with anything? Gum or candy or anything?
Rory: (scornfully) Gum.
Lorelai: What? Rocket Gum it could be a thing.
Rory: There was no gum in it.
Lorelai: It doesn't have a button you could push?
Rory: No, nothing like that. It's just a model rocket. I mean, what could that mean? Who gives someone a rocket?
Lorelai: I don't know, I don't know, we'll figure it out though. Rocket, rocket, rocket, rocket man, rocket man!
(Rory shakes head)
Lorelai: Crocodile, rock, Bennie and the Jets, Candle in the Wind...
Rory: Are you just naming Elton John songs?
Lorelai: He is just so talented!
Rory: Oh, what about space?
Lorelai: It's the final frontier?
Rory: Oh no!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: What if he was trying to say he wanted space...away from me!
Lorelai: No.
(Two raquetballers come in)
Lorelai: Oh, hi, we're not done raquetballing yet we've got it for like an hour. Thanks though.
Rory: Hey maybe it's code! Like, like I'm his rocket, right? Like I'm his rock E.T. I'm his rock in the Eastern Time Zone!
Lorelai: That's dumb.
Rory: Yeah, like Rocket Gum is sweeping the nation.
Lorelai: When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention, you will eat those words. Or more likely, chew those words and blow a bubble with them cuz did I mention that Rocket Gum is bubble gum but instead of blowing bubbles it releases helium that shoots the chewer up into space.
Rory: I don't think this is helping me understand the state of my relationship with Logan.

(Rory's cell phone rings)
Rory: Hello
Logan: Miss me?
Rory: Logan! Where are you?
Logan: Heathrow, I just landed.
Rory: I miss you so much.
Logan: I miss you too. I've only been here two and a half minutes and I can already tell it sucks.
Rory: It does suck! I've heard that about London. You should just get on a plane and come home. You gave it a chance.
Logan: Are you on campus? I tried to call you at the apartment but I didn't get an answer.
Rory: No, I'm back as Stars Hollow. That apartment suddenly felt very big and empty.
Logan: So what are you going to do on your first day of freedom?
Rory: I'm going to play racquetball with my mom.
Logan: This is a really bad connection. It sounded like you were going to play racquetball with your mom.
Rory: Hey, I could have a hidden talent for it, you never know.
Logan: So, did you open my gift?
Rory: Of course
Logan: What did you think?
Rory: I thought.....wow!
Logan: Yeah pretty cool, right?
Rory: Soo....cool!
Logan: Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Rory: Like it? I love it!
Logan: I'm so glad you got it.
Rory: Oh yeah....totally.
Logan: When I left, I suddenly got worried you wouldn't get it. But of course you got it.
Rory: Yeah, of course. Of course I got it. I loved it!
Logan: I knew you would. Alright Ace, I gotta go. I just wanted to tell you I touched down. I'll call you later.
Rory: OK..bye..and thank you.
Logan: Of course

(Rory walks into the Dragonfly Inn)
Rory: Hi
Lorelai: What? Oh! The prodigal daughter returns! What are you doing here?
Rory: I couldn't stay away. I just missed you too much.
Lorelai: Aren't you the sweetest? Isn't she the sweetest Michel?
Michel: Hmm...beyond all human understanding.
Rory: Hey, Michel.
Michel: Yes, it hurts very much.
Lorelai: Yay! You're back!
Rory: Yeah, I just had to get out of there.
Lorelai: How was the goodbye?
Rory: Awful. There's nothing good about a goodbye. It was a very poorly named ritual. It was a bad-bye. A very bad-bye. Then I went to the news room and talked to Paris about it.
Lorelai: You what?
Rory: Well, I didn't mean to, she was just there. And she spent like ten minutes, kicking me while I was down.
Lorelai: Oh, Paris is always there for you in the most unfortunate ways.
Rory: I just miss him so much.
Lorelai: I know you do.
Rory: And it's only been 7 hours. Can you imagine when it's been...you know what, I don't want to talk about it. I need coffee.

Lorelai: (trying to convince Sookie that her and Luke are truly over) No, you don't get it. I need it to be over, I need it to be over, because I can't take this anymore. Yes, I love Luke, and yes, I wanted to marry Luke, but I-I-I didn't want a life separate from Luke and that's all he could give me. I don't want that. If I'm gonna be with Luke, I want to be with Luke and he didn't get it, and I waited, God, I waited. It's like Luke is driving a car, okay, and I just wanna be in the passenger seat, but he's locked the door and, so I have to hold onto the bumper. You know, I'm not even asking him to open the door for me, just leave it unlocked, and say come in, but no he - he didn't do that. So, I'm hanging onto the bumper, and life goes on and the car goes on and I get really badly bruised, and am hitting potholes, and it hurts, I mean it hurts. So yesterday I had to let go of the bumper, because it hurts too much - it hurts too much.
Sookie: (realizing the gravity of the situation) Okay.

Paris: (to Caitlyn's mother) Do you want your kid to spend the rest of her life behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts? Do you?
Caitlyn's Mother: No.
Paris: Because that's where she's headed--selling chocolate doughnuts and glazed fritters for 40 years to people in business suits who actually gave a crap about their academic future.

Paris: I don't particularly like to take on such meek, diffident cases. Do you even know what diffident means? (Caitlyn shakes her head) That's OK. That knowledge isn't really required for the retail doughnut distribution industry.

Paris: (to Caitlyn and her mother) Now, if I can just get you to take these aptitude tests, we can get started.
Caitlyn's Mother: Why do I need to take a test?
Paris: I need to get a realistic idea of your daughter's true potential, and genetics is by far the most reliable indicator.
Caitlyn's Mother: I'm sorry?
Paris: Basically, I need to know how much of this is her fault and how much of it is yours. Tick-tock.

(Paris talking to a woman who signed her daughter up for Paris' SAT prep class)
Paris: She's got a C average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.