Kirk Gleason (Episodes 44 - , recurring previously)
During the scene right after the theme song, when the war reenactors are meeting, the snow behind Taylor's head changes from going right to left to left to right.
Richard uses the Internet to find out what breed of dog the stray is. The site he visits, DogBreed411.com, is not a real website.
Note: Although this is not a real website, there is one called, Dog Breed 411 and the link is doggy411.com
Lorelai: What in the world inspired you to do this?
Luke: Well, I felt kind of bad about you and snow, the rough time you were
having, and I really wasn't helping any by saying all that stuff about snow being a pain and impractical, and it's just icy water falling from the sky, and I thought maybe I'd get you two back together. Make you feel better about snow again.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah?
Luke: I'm grumpy about stuff but I don't want you to be.
(he helps her get up)
Lorelai: I'm being careful. Thanks for reconciling us.
Luke: Any time. (he pauses) You were lying this morning.
Luke: You said you were fine but you didn't look it. You get sick or something last night?
Lorelai: No. No, I just had a headache. Still do. Just one of those things.
Luke: Yeah, I get headaches. I just feel bad.
Lorelai: That's all it was, a headache. I love this ice rink!
Emily: (Pointing to a dog) What is that??
Kirk: (runs into Luke's diner) My girlfriend's the whore! My girlfriend's the whore!(runs out)
Lorelai: Great, now I'm not even the town whore.
Luke: Well, if you like, I'll leave a little something on the dresser for you tonight.
Lorelai: Couldn't hurt.
Taylor: Got a big casting session soon to pick the lucky townswoman to play
our special lady.
Man: She should be thin.
Andrew: But not too thin.
Man: Know anybody who fits the bill?
Luke: Not off-hand, but if I run into any moderately-weighted whores in my
travels, I'll let you know.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah. I smell snow.
Lorelai: It's coming. I always know. I can smell it, and I'm never wrong.
Luke: It wasn't in the forecast.
Lorelai: It's just my favorite time of the year. The whole
world changes color.
Luke: I think I'm blacking out.
Lorelai: Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in. I'll
take it. We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.
Luke: Saw two forecasts, there was no mention of snow. Cold, but no snow.
Lorelai: Sleigh rides, ice skating, snowball fights. I'll even take curling. God, I love curling!
Luke: Lance Cranston on Channel 6 said it would be dry. Kimmy Liston, Live
at 5, same thing. No snow, nothing.
Lorelai: Hot cocoa, hot toddies. Best time of the year!
Luke: Jimmy Mountain in Accu-Chopper One said it would be weeks before -
(It starts to snow)
Luke: Lance and Kimmy are idiots.
Lorelai: (to the snow) Welcome, friend.
Lorelai: The only bright side of my day is being asked to be a prostitute.
Luke: That's something to cling to.
Taylor: Now ladies, picture on horseback a dashing, finely accoutered gentleman, firm or jaw and solid of build -
Miss Patty: I thought you were doing it, Taylor.
Richard: Use this mouse.
Emily: A mouse. How fun!
Lorelai: I blame myself. I may have been too needy with snow, too clingy, so it had no choice but to push me away, create a boundary.
Rory: Snow and men have a lot in common.
Emily: Okay now pretend I'm not here. You girls and I can talk later.
Lorelai: Ok, well, Rory, oh my God, did I tell you about the horrendous thing that Mom did? She can be such a witch with a B.
Lorelai: Oh geez, Mom, I forgot you were there, my pretending is that good.
Chris: (Sees Lorelai with a bag identical to Rory's) Milk and cookies?
Lorelai: (Pulls a bottle of tequila out of the bag) Grown up milk and cookies.
Chris: Come on in friend.
German episode title: "Süße Stunden", meaning "Sweet Hours".
French episode title: "Femme de Petite Vertu", meaning "Woman Of Easy Virtue".
One of the kids narrating the reenactment was named Bobby. He also plays a character in the show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and his name is Bob also.
Lorelai: (to Luke) Want to be Randy to my Tai?
Tai Babilonia and partner Randy Gardner were U.S. figure skaters. The pair won the gold medal at the 1979 World Figure Skating Championships. They were medal favorites at the 1980 Olympics but were forced to withdraw due to an injury to Gardner.
Reverend: (about calling the woman a hooker) It's too Baretta.
Baretta was a gritty 1975 crime drama about an undercover cop starring Robert Blake.
Lorelai: (on the phone, trying to convince someone to come to the Dragonfly Inn even though there has been a heavy snowfall) Bing Crosby is warming up his pipes over by the fireplace.
Bing Crosby starred and sang in White Christmas and Holiday Inn, both of which were set in New England country inns much like the Dragonfly.
Lorelai: (referring to the reenactment) The dialogue is worse than From Justin to Kelly.
From Justin to Kelly is a much-hyped but poorly acclaimed movie starring Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson from American Idol.
Rory: (referring to the poor writing of the Stars Hollow Civil War reenactment) I guess Tony Kushner wasn't available.
Tony Kushner is the award-winning author of many plays such as Angels in America.
Lorelai: Thanks, Satchmo!
Satchmo is Louis Armstrong's nickname.
Lorelai: Or at least coconuts to bang together.
Rory asked if the militia in the reenactment should have horses. Lorelai's response refers to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which King Arthur and his men use coconuts to imitate horses.
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