Gilmore Girls

(Right before jumping) Logan: You trust me? Rory: You jump, I jump Jack. Choir: In Omnia Paratis! Logan: I really should have confirmed that those potatoes were okay. (They hold hands, each one with a umbrella and they jump)

(Luke and Lorelai arrive at Emily's house. They are at the door before knocking) Lorelai: Open with that. That's a great icebreaker. Now listen, I want you to be careful about your consumption of booze. Luke: I not gonna drink to much. Lorelai: No, no, no. You've got it backwards, there, Pablo. Ride the pink elephant, baby, 'cause it's your only defense against Emily Gilmore unless you're packing a Kolishnikov.

Lorelai: (Picking up her cell phone) oh...ohhh, what is happening...something dark is happening here. It is heavy like iron. Uhh did you feel that ice cold wind that just passed through? Luke: Make the call. Lorelai: (In really high voice) I see dead people. Luke: Make the call.

Lorelai: Yeah, and I wasn't hiding it, the only reason why reacted to Kirk the way I did is that he's not in this world, he's in my other world; it's as if I, out of the blue told you I was having tea with Mrs. Van Uppity. Emily: Who? Lorelai: Hortense Van Uppity, tight bun, lace collar, tiny poodle...fictional friend.

Lorelai: (gasps) How did you...(looking at Rory) Rory: Not from me. Emily: Don't jump on Rory. Lorelai: How mom? Emily: Kirk told me. Rory: Kirk? Lorelai: Kirk who? Emily: How many Kirk's do you kow? Lorlai: My Kirk, Stars Hallow Kirk, Kirk who hasn't started shaving yet Kirk, how'd you find out from him?

Lorelai: Oh, I just got a great idea for a reality show, you pull people over who have those "honk if you love to whatever" bumper stickers, you kidnap them and you make them do whatever the bumper sticker says they like to do, whether they do it or not, then you make them eat bugs. Emily: So I hear you have a new boyfriend. Lorelai: (gasps)

Lorelai: I'm late. Emily: I know. Lorelai: Blame the insane people driving in front of me; they had a honk if you love to scuba dive bumper sticker on the back of their car so I honked. Emily: You don't scuba dive. Lorelai: Yes but I've been testing people who have "honk" bumper stickers lately to see if they really want people to honk...guess what, they don't. I lay on my horn and this, alleged scuba diver slows to a crawl right in front of me, just out of revenge, and I'm screwed. Emily: You need a hobby. Lorelai: Yes actually.

Logan: Isn't this the point of being young? It's your choice Ace, people can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me and it's one less minute you haven't lived.

Rory: Hey, what happened? Emily: She honked. Rory: Oh, another bumper sticker test

Colin: Said gap 'twix d and f should not slip from lips in any word this group allows. Rory: Said gap...you're not using the letter e?

Zach: What are you doing? Brian: Watching TV. Zach: Uh, Brian, this is a date. Brian: What? Zach: Lane and I are kind of on a date right now. Brian: You are? But this is what we did last night. Zach: I know. Brian: So, last night was a date too? Lane: That was not a date. Zach: I was in my underwear. Brian: But we did exactly the same thing, you just had no pants. Zach: Well, we´re kind of starting to date, and this is what we´re going to do. Brian: So where do I go?

Rory: Honk if Emily Gilmore views your mind as her personal playground. Lorelai: Honk, honk.

Rory: High. We are very high. Logan: I've been higher. Rory: I meant 'distance from the ground'. Logan: That, too.

Emily: Where'd your martini go? Lorelai: To a happy place.