(Grandpa is talking to loan officer Mr. Swinborn, trying to get a bank loan)
Grandpa: My savings account in this bank comes to five figures.
Mr. Swinborn: Five figures?
Mr. Swinborn: Mr. Kanisky, I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn your application down.
Grandpa: What if I put my up my car as security? Or my wife? They're both only a little damaged.