Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Season 1 Episode 6

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Feb 12, 1999 on BBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Tom flips through the Gloria Bible)
      Tom: Favourite colour...
      Linda: Nipple pink!
      Tom: Not you, Gloria!
      Linda: How am I supposed to know? I've never met the bitch.

    • Linda: There ya go, good old traditional English breakfast - cup a tea an' a fag.

    • Linda: SOME STORY! It's more confusing than Hansel & Gretel.
      Tom: (yelling) Hansel and Gretel's not confusing!
      Linda: Well when did you last stay in a house that you could eat?

    • Tom: (angry) you want me to shut up? Alright, I will just zip up my mouth and... (in a whisper) fuck off!
      Linda: Ugh, little Queenie Strop!

    • Tom: Um...I am a gay man.
      Linda: (mocking) 'I am a gay man, I am a gay man', so why are ya marryin' a woman then, ya wanker?

    • Tom: Well my bedroom's doing a very nice little impression of Beirut, so thanks for that!

    • Tom: Oh look, there's a dog hair!
      Linda: No, it's auburn, it's one a mine.
      Tom: Precisely what I meant.

    • Linda: I won't have no man parking his car in my basement, you know what I'm saying?

    • Terry Clinger: How long have you and Tom been married?
      Linda: Five years.
      Terry Clinger: And how old are you?
      Linda: Eighteen.

    • Linda: Are you or are you not a big fat homosexual?
      Tom: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that...
      Linda: Well how would you put it then?
      Tom: Um... I'm a gay man.
      Linda: (Mimicking Tom) I'm a gay man... I'm a gay man... Then why're you marrying a woman then you winker?

    • Gloria: Get me a coffee!
      Linda: What?
      Gloria: Black, no sugar. How would you like to be our bridesmaid?
      Linda: How would you like a smack in the mouth?
      Gloria: (clicks her fingers) Coffee!
      Linda: (clicks her fingers) Shaddap!

    • Beryl: Beryl's wondering whether Linda's jealous...
      Linda: Linda's wondering whether Beryl wants a slap!

    • Linda: Well her name's Gloria, and she's a fucking slut.

    • Terry Clinger: Hi I'm Terry Clinger welcome to the show.

    • Vicar: You may kiss the bride.
      Gloria: I'd rather tongue the bridesmaid!
      Linda: Oy! On yer bike, I'm not a dyke.

    • Linda: (About Tom and Gloria) He only goes out with her because she takes it up the ass!
      Tom: Don't go there!

    • Linda: I've got the body of a fourteen-year-old.
      Tom: Which one, Billy Bunter?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Episode Title: I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

      This is a reference to the song I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by Abba, who also sung the original version of the song Gimme Gimme Gimme, the main theme of the show.

    • Terry Clinger
      This is a parody of the American talkshow, The Jerry Springer Show, hosted by Jerry Springer.

    • Tom: Have you seen the movie Green Card?
      This is a reference to the 1990 film, Green Card, starring Andie MacDowell.