(A white woman with a black baby comes to Maya's door)
Allison: Hi. I'm Allison King.
Maya: I don't know where you found that baby, but he's not mine, take him three doors down, she's got a group of kids.
Allison: No. This is my son Aiden, we just moved in across the street.
Maya: He's your son?
Maya: Oh. Okay I am not trying to stir up any trouble or anything, but I was neighborhood-watching, and I saw you tongue-kissing a tall white man in khakis who clearly, not Adiens daddy.
Allison: Yes he is. That's my husband Scott. Aiden is adopted.
Maya: Oh! I am so sorry. He is so adorable! Is he African?
Allison: No. No, he was born here in LA.
Maya: Oh, okay well you know I just figured it was one of those Madonna-Angelina situations.
Allison: No we did not want to go overseas, not when there is so many adoptable kids here to adopt.