Girlfriends Season 4 Episode 13

Davis: We weren't soulmates.
Joan: Well, that's not all it's cracked up to be.

Lynn: Hey, Maya. Where you headed?
Maya: Oh, I'm just going to class in a stretch limo. You know how I do.

Edward: I can see I'm gonna be driving you to one of those 'special' schools.
Maya: Oh, no you didn't!
Edward: "Oh yes, I did."

Toni: The only people who go to movies alone are lonely, pathetic women and PERVERTS! Put that thing away!

Toni: Oh, dear God! It's worse than I thought. She hasn't killed herself, she's gone to the movies alone!

William: This is her picture. Isn't she beautiful? Just ignore her flipping me the bird.

Holden: (to Maya) Girl, you better jump on that!

Joan: My mother always said that when you break up with someone, God sends you love's equal value or better.
Toni: Is that what she was saying? I thought she said when you run out of lubricant, use butter. What? You know how your mama mumbles. And we know that she's a freak.

William: Here's a picture of my mama. Another picture of my mama... still another picture of my mama.

(William approaches.)
Donna: I have pepper spray!

Donna: (referring to Old Man) I'd go out with him before I'd go out with you.
Old Man: Sorry toots, I'm gay. (to William) But I do like me a good mama's boy.