Old Man (as Joan sings): Lady, please. Just strip or shut up!
Maya: We tried it your way. Uh-uh. Now it's time for me to Crenshaw and get a little bit rowdy.
Toni: I'm right behind you. I got my hand on my Fresno, and I'm ready to get country.
Donna: You're in love with Joan.
William: How much of that Red Zin did you knock back?
(William and Joan start singing.)
Lynn: Oh my God. I think this calls for a diabetic coma. Give me your creme brulee.
Donna: (about Joan and William) Did the two of them ever date?
Donna: I thought you slept with him.
Lynn: Yeah, but I never dated him.
Toni: Well, I can see where this evening is going, so you can see where I'm going. Bye.
Donna: I ditched you because I thought you were one of those dangerous, schizophrenic homeless types.
Lynn: Oh, girl. Is that all it was? I tell you, if I had a nickel...